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  1. #1
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    This is nuts:. Half of Americans don't go outside to procreate.

    Prove me wrong.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    May 8

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    Too cold this time of year and then stupid biting insects the rest of the time. Can't say I haven't done it outside, but that those days are likely over. Unless a tent counts
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    Procreate? Nope. Fornicate? Yep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
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    always thought it was the first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Procreate? Nope. Fornicate? Yep.
    This.

    Procreation is for SUCKERS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    This.

    Procreation is for SUCKERS.

    Fornification is just practice for procreation. You never have to actually procreate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    Too cold this time of year and then stupid biting insects the rest of the time. Can't say I haven't done it outside, but that those days are likely over. Unless a tent counts
    Snowshoers do it in the cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by refried View Post
    always thought it was the first
    It is.

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    Where does your data come from? I'm shocked to hear that 50% DO go outside to bang.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    This.

    Procreation is for SUCKERS.

    No, I'm pretty sure she can't get pregnant by sucking... same with anal..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExPowderSnob View Post
    No, I'm pretty sure she can't get pregnant by sucking... same with anal..
    That's not true. Anal is how you reproduce if you want your baby to be a lawyer.

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    Among this crowd I'd be shocked if more than 10% havent fornicated outdoors..

    Seriously??

    How about on skis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    How about on skis?
    I've heard stories of how ski boots were still on, but not skis...

    I'm somewhat averse to sharp metal edges waving around in that kind of environment.
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    How about on skis?
    That's a no for me dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    Where does your data come from? I'm shocked to hear that 50% DO go outside to bang.
    Well its 100 percent of men, with OP's mom, so that works out to about 50 percent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    Among this crowd I'd be shocked if more than 10% havent fornicated outdoors..

    Seriously??

    How about on skis?
    this place is slipping
    fucking outdoors in the winter
    ok, but she always gets cold and she's telling you to hurry up
    snowshoes/hiking=easy
    skis=take em off have her grab a tree
    summer time=hiking no brainer, just got to remind her to be quiet like her parents are in the next room quiet
    mtn biking =spandex is a bitch
    rafting = perfect already half clothed and the side of raft allows for many positions

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    Among this crowd I'd be shocked if more than 10% havent fornicated outdoors..

    Seriously??

    How about on skis?
    Not skis, but it there was snow involved. It was challenging, but nevertheless, I persisted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    Among this crowd I'd be shocked if more than 10% havent fornicated outdoors..
    Tru dat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Procreate? Nope. Fornicate? Yep.
    A very key difference
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Hurray, hurray, the first of May.
    Outdoor screwing begins today.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    What if it's winter, but you're at a hot springs?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Just because its winter doesn't mean you have to do it indoors...it has been nearly 80F in soCal.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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