Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

[The AD]

Dr. Oz

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Don't compare him to the good Dr. Kervorkian who only wanted to help those who actually wanted to die.

[Bunion 2020]

My old man used to say:

"Things are always darkest... just before it *really* gets black."

I think he may have been a pessimist.

That is right up there with, no situation is so bad that you cannot make it worse.

[Benny Profane]

'Only 2-3%' is trending.

An "appetizing opportunity". Holy shit. What's next, eat the babies if the meat plants shut down?

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Don't compare him to the good Dr. Kervorkian who only wanted to help those who actually wanted to die.

Truth

[glademaster]

An "appetizing opportunity". Holy shit. What's next, eat the babies if the meat plants shut down?

It's but a modest proposal.

[KQ]

That’s me with the cats.. Benny to heartless for a pet.

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Squareface!

[The AD]

It's but a modest proposal.

Good one, glade.

[Deebased]

An "appetizing opportunity". Holy shit. What's next, eat the babies if the meat plants shut down?

only aborted fetuses. Good source of protein

Soylent Green is coming.

[KQ]

They say the darkest hour
Is right before the dawn

and

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

only aborted fetuses. Good source of protein

Soylent Green is coming.

Yah, Soylent Green is now ahead in my list from yesterday (Rollerball, Soylent Green, Logan's Run)

[up an down]

only aborted fetuses. Good source of protein

Soylent Green is coming.

Can't be worse than the Trumptards lovingly eating Trumps shit every day for years

[Adolf Allerbush]

It was. And smart. And too long for me to read the whole thing but he made a good point--nobody really knows wtf is going on.

Agreed. It was funny.

[Rideski]

Good ones KQ, I’ve never heard that Dylan tune.

[old goat]

Yah, Soylent Green is now ahead in my list from yesterday (Rollerball, Soylent Green, Logan's Run)

"Only wimps make human flesh into something unrecognizable as such."--Lewis Keseberg, 1847

[KQ]

Can't be worse than the Trumptards lovingly eating Trumps shit every day for years

Kinda along those lines..... stopped to check on a friend yesterday and we are chatting away (wearing masks and standing 6+ feet apart). We were talking about everyones lack of hair care (no salons open) when she segued to "remember when Obama had that expensive hair cut that held up air traffic?" I struggled to figure out what my Fox News loving friend was talking about then finally realized what she was talking about and corrected her - it was John Edwards in the democratic primary race of 2007. 13 years ago. Honestly.

She also railed against all the people going on welfare i.e. unemployment.

Sigh..................

[Rideski]

My old man used to say:

"Things are always darkest... just before it *really* gets black."

I think he may have been a pessimist.

Whatsoever I've feared has come to light
And whatsoever I've fought off became my life

Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile
Sunspots have faded
And now I'm doing time
Now I'm doing time

'Cause I fell on black days
I've fell on black days

Whomsoever I've cured
I've sickened now
And whomsoever I've cradled
I've put you down

I'm a search light soul they say
But I can't see it in the night
I'm only faking when I get it right
When I get it right

'Cause I fell on black days
I fell on black days

How would I know
That this could be my fate

So what you wanted to see good has made you blind
And what you wanted to be yours has made it mine

So don't you lock up something
That you wanted to see fly
Hands are for shaking
No not tying
No not tying

I sure don't mind a change

[huckbucket]

Whatsoever I've feared has come to light
And whatsoever I've fought off became my life

Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile
Sunspots have faded
And now I'm doing time
Now I'm doing time

'Cause I fell on black days
I've fell on black days

Whomsoever I've cured
I've sickened now
And whomsoever I've cradled
I've put you down

I'm a search light soul they say
But I can't see it in the night
I'm only faking when I get it right
When I get it right

'Cause I fell on black days
I fell on black days

How would I know
That this could be my fate

So what you wanted to see good has made you blind
And what you wanted to be yours has made it mine

So don't you lock up something
That you wanted to see fly
Hands are for shaking
No not tying
No not tying

I sure don't mind a change

What a song.

[glademaster]

Kinda along those lines..... stopped to check on a friend yesterday and we are chatting away (wearing masks and standing 6+ feet apart). We were talking about everyone's lack of hair care (no salons open) and she segued to "remember when Obama had that expensive hair cut that held up air traffic?" I struggled to figure out what my Fox News loving was talking about then finally realized what she was talking about and corrected her - it was John Edwards in the democratic primary race of 2007. 13 years ago. Honestly.

She also railed against all the people going on welfare i.e. unemployment.

Sigh..................

Nobody forced you to move to the nexus of the white trash universe.

[splat]

Finally, someone spelled out the RULES CLEARLY!

The Rules:
1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.
2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well.
3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.
4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.
5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.
6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.
7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT.
8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.
9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.
10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…
11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. Oh, my..
12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, but no…
13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).
14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.
15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.
16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?
17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…"
18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.
19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof.
20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.
21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.
22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.
23. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were "almost dead" to find out if that's what they will die of…
24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications). Orange man bad.
25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that?

[goldenboy]

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Nobody forced you to move to the nexus of the white trash universe.

I thought Reno was the nexus of the WT world?

[muted]

Nobody forced you to move to the nexus of the white trash universe.

You complain about people of WA all the time, knock it off.

[simple]

Did those stupid "rules" just pop again? Do these trumpters know what actual martial law is actually like? Not this civil duty thing we are actually doing?

[riser4]

[concretejungle]

Nobody forced you to move to the nexus of the white trash universe.

More so nobody forced her to continue to be friends with these morons.