Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

[SB]

The quarantine total is up to 65 million now.



Made a Costco run today.

[BmillsSkier]

Must be a lot of bats in that cave.

[El Chupacabra]

You all seem to have overlooked the fact that it was traced back to a FISH market, therefore ...... carp herp

Carpe herpes diem? Fiat lux.

[BmillsSkier]

If this turns out to be carp herp someone should really keep tabs on SFB.

[El Chupacabra]

Is it transmitted through catfish oral fisting? Asking for a friend.

[BmillsSkier]

Is it transmitted through catfish oral fisting? Asking for a friend.

She says you’re safe

[iceman]

Sealing the tunnel is kind of a disturbing image. But maybe they're just gonna grow themselves some bats.

[Rideski]

The last plane out
https://www.wsj.com/articles/america...ty-11580149927

[old goat]

Oh great, more unsubstantiated horseshit being shared like it's factual information.

Maybe not 90,000 (how would a nurse know the number of cases?) but the Chinese wouldn't be building a 1000 bed hospital in 10 days if there weren't more cases than they're admitting. (Hope there aren't any earthquakes in the area once they fill that hospital.)

[mcski]

It’s not a hospital. It’s a cookbook!

[up an down]

Special care package for congress? Serve up some bat milk during the impeachment hearing for GOP senators



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[Benny Profane]

https://mobile.twitter.com/skynews/s...king-good.html

[SB]

Chinese built 1000 bed hospital in 4 days. Hows that for health care?

[SB]

[Cono Este]

https://mobile.twitter.com/skynews/s...king-good.html

I like that guys comment below. “Meanwhile in the west, people are fighting plastic, which prevents the spread of germs”

So true. We like to tell everyone how to live, after we’ve achieved first world status.




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[Benny Profane]

Chinese built 1000 bed hospital in 4 days. Hows that for health care?

Wtf? Looks like they're erecting a wall on a mountain road.

[Jong Lafitte]

https://vylarkaftan.com/bibliography/2012-2/lion-dance/

Short story from a 2012 oct/nov issue of Asimov’s Science Fiction about some young adults under quarantine during a flu outbreak in San Francisco. A buddy gave me the old copy a month or two ago.

[SB]

Wtf? Looks like they're erecting a wall on a mountain road.

Good choke point. Bridges too.

[BmillsSkier]

Wtf? Looks like they're erecting a wall on a mountain road.

Ding ding. The “1,000 new hospital beds” are conveniently located in the residents’ homes on the other side of that new wall.

Or barricaded tunnel, as the case may be.

[Viva]

Wtf? Looks like they're erecting a wall on a mountain road.

They heard you were coming.

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[happytimefunbox]

They heard you were coming.

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Benny will poach pocketfuls of bat bacon from the breakfast buffet and spread the carp herpe to nobody because he has no friends

[Benny Profane]

Yeah, funny, asshole.

Somebody should paint a black silo shape of wile coyote on that thing, just to inject some comedy into a grim situation.

[Kenny Satch]

Just like that, more than 1,000 people on three flights from China walked into Canada without medical screening.

What could go wrong.

[wooley12]

Perhaps a world wide pandemic where 1,000,s of suburban white people die would have a positive affect. Unifying the world governments in a war with a common enemy.

[Benny Profane]

You first.