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    The quarantine total is up to 65 million now.

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    Made a Costco run today.
    watch out for snakes

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    Must be a lot of bats in that cave.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    You all seem to have overlooked the fact that it was traced back to a FISH market, therefore ...... carp herp
    Carpe herpes diem? Fiat lux.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    If this turns out to be carp herp someone should really keep tabs on SFB.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Is it transmitted through catfish oral fisting? Asking for a friend.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Is it transmitted through catfish oral fisting? Asking for a friend.
    She says you’re safe

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    Sealing the tunnel is kind of a disturbing image. But maybe they're just gonna grow themselves some bats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaleia View Post
    Oh great, more unsubstantiated horseshit being shared like it's factual information.
    Maybe not 90,000 (how would a nurse know the number of cases?) but the Chinese wouldn't be building a 1000 bed hospital in 10 days if there weren't more cases than they're admitting. (Hope there aren't any earthquakes in the area once they fill that hospital.)

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    It’s not a hospital. It’s a cookbook!

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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Special care package for congress? Serve up some bat milk during the impeachment hearing for GOP senators



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    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

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    Chinese built 1000 bed hospital in 4 days. Hows that for health care?

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    watch out for snakes

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    watch out for snakes

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    Chinese Rat Flu

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    I like that guys comment below. “Meanwhile in the west, people are fighting plastic, which prevents the spread of germs”

    So true. We like to tell everyone how to live, after we’ve achieved first world status.




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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Chinese built 1000 bed hospital in 4 days. Hows that for health care?

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    Wtf? Looks like they're erecting a wall on a mountain road.

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    https://vylarkaftan.com/bibliography/2012-2/lion-dance/

    Short story from a 2012 oct/nov issue of Asimov’s Science Fiction about some young adults under quarantine during a flu outbreak in San Francisco. A buddy gave me the old copy a month or two ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Wtf? Looks like they're erecting a wall on a mountain road.
    Good choke point. Bridges too.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Wtf? Looks like they're erecting a wall on a mountain road.
    Ding ding. The “1,000 new hospital beds” are conveniently located in the residents’ homes on the other side of that new wall.

    Or barricaded tunnel, as the case may be.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Wtf? Looks like they're erecting a wall on a mountain road.
    They heard you were coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    They heard you were coming.

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    Benny will poach pocketfuls of bat bacon from the breakfast buffet and spread the carp herpe to nobody because he has no friends
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    Yeah, funny, asshole.

    Somebody should paint a black silo shape of wile coyote on that thing, just to inject some comedy into a grim situation.



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    No medical screening for arrivals from three China flights

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    Perhaps a world wide pandemic where 1,000,s of suburban white people die would have a positive affect. Unifying the world governments in a war with a common enemy.
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

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    You first.

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