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  1. #101
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    I dunno about the bat itself, but it's in the guano chips.

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    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  2. #102
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    Do the guano chips come with the order or do they nickel and dime you with extras?
    I still call it The Jake.

  3. #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toadman View Post
    How soon before Trump calls Xi and suggests that Xi nuke Wuhan?
    Best idea yet. The worlds wildlife and sea creatures would appreciate it.



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    I wonder how South Park and the NBA are going to handle this bat virus issue.
    I still call it The Jake.

  5. #105
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    My sister’s school in china has kicked everybody loose, so she’s flying back to the US. I’m going to encourage her to not go back. Fuck that place.
    Last edited by ill-advised strategy; 01-27-2020 at 01:05 PM.

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    When Ebola was in the news I had a chance to talk with a Navy Medical officer who was on a sabbatical after a job managing the health care system in the Cayman Islands. He was in Haiti as an observer for their epidemic. At the time, the Politicians, doctors, news reports and nurses were all saying different things. So I asked the man who I should believe. He paused and thought for a moment and said "The Nurses."

    Ohoh

    https://nypost.com/2020/01/26/corona...as-90000-sick/
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

  7. #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Why not just throw them into a blender and make a puree?
    That's so last decade. Now they either create a foam with essence of bat, or they turn it into a bat reduction sauce.
    "We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch

  8. #108
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    Seems like a good batter mix

  9. #109
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    Is this where the expression Bat Shit Crazy originates?
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  10. #110
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    What is all this Bat shit?

    I thought it came from a mother fuckin SNAKE?
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

  11. #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toadman View Post
    That's so last decade. Now they either create a foam with essence of bat, or they turn it into a bat reduction sauce.
    C'mon now. Sous vid, Instant Pot, then crisped in an air fryer.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  12. #112
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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    My sister’s school in china has kicked everybody loose, so she’s flying back to the US. I’m going to encourage her to not go back. Fuck that place.
    See, I told you they want to infect the whole world.

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    ...‘You look tired, Marks, or maybe just stoned.’

    ‘Maybe both, April.’

    ‘You need some gall-bladder blood.’

    ‘What for?’

    ‘Very good you drink snake’s gall-bladder blood. Make you fuck all night, ahhhh! I’m joking, Marks, but it will wake you up.’

    ‘I’ve had snake’s blood before.’

    ‘Maybe, Marks, but not from gall-bladder. Gwailu never take this.’

    ‘Okay. Let’s get some.’

    At the corner of Jervois Street and Hillier Street on Hong Kong Island is a shop stuffed with bags, cages, and baskets of writhing snakes. The four of us walked in. Within seconds, April, Selena, and the snake-merchant were screaming in Cantonese at the tops of their voices. I thought they were about to attack each other, but it turned out they were arguing which snake would be most likely to wake up a gwailu. Three different snakes were pulled out of their baskets. The snake-merchant squeezed each hissing snake along its length until he reached the gall-bladder. Then he took a knife and surgically removed the gall-bladder. The three gall-bladderless snakes were tied up in a bag. The three gall-bladders were slit open, and thick, dark green blood oozed out into a waiting brandy glass. Hobbs had seen enough and left the shop. The snake-merchant then poured a large measure of expensive brandy over the green blood and shook the glass.

    ‘Drink, gwailu.’

    I drank. It tasted like cheap brandy. It cost 3,000 Hong Kong dollars.

    The snake-merchant sent the bag of mutilated snakes to the snake restaurant next door. ...

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    This is who is challenging the US to rule the world? Gall bladder brandy drinkers?
    I still call it The Jake.

  15. #115
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    Chinese Rat Flu

    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    You can follow the spread of the virus with this handy map.

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    Thanks for this. How do I drop a pin on the map to show where I am?
    Should I eat this?
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    It’s okay if it’s cooked right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    This is who is challenging the US to rule the world? Gall bladder brandy drinkers?
    Do I need to remind you that the US is a country where the 2 main occupations are influencer and life coach. At least the chinese make stuff.

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    If you’re inclined to eat bat soup you could probably use a life coach
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by wooley12 View Post
    When Ebola was in the news I had a chance to talk with a Navy Medical officer who was on a sabbatical after a job managing the health care system in the Cayman Islands. He was in Haiti as an observer for their epidemic. At the time, the Politicians, doctors, news reports and nurses were all saying different things. So I asked the man who I should believe. He paused and thought for a moment and said "The Nurses."

    Ohoh

    https://nypost.com/2020/01/26/corona...as-90000-sick/
    Oh great, more unsubstantiated horseshit being shared like it's factual information.

  19. #119
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    the CDC telecon this morning said 100 people in 26 states were under servailence and being tested for potential 2019-nCov. All return travellers from Wuhan, no US transmissions yet.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Do I need to remind you that the US is a country where the 2 main occupations are influencer and life coach. At least the chinese make stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    If you’re inclined to eat bat soup you could probably use a life coach
    I smell a business opportunity.
    I still call it The Jake.

  21. #121
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    And quite a smell it is.

  22. #122
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    It's really not that big a jump


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    the CDC telecon this morning said 100 people in 26 states were under servailence and being tested for potential 2019-nCov. All return travellers from Wuhan, no US transmissions yet.
    Did you tell them about summit's calculations?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    What is all this Bat shit?

    I thought it came from a mother fuckin SNAKE?
    You all seem to have overlooked the fact that it was traced back to a FISH market, therefore ...... carp herp

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    It's really not that big a jump

    I still call it The Jake.

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