Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

[Rideski]

Seems there should be more attention to the numbers of people suffering but not dead. There’s been some press attention in many various aspects of this. The long haulers, the hospital horror stories, etc. but when you look at the stats, it’s
sick
recovered
dead

Dead being only 1% makes lots of people want to roll the dice. I think the published number should be like


Sick
recovered quickly
life fucked up for 2 months and recovered
life fucked up potentially for a year
life fucked up possibly permanently
dead

[Kinnikinnick]

Riddle me this....


If we’re both wearing pants and I take a dump while my pants are on, you’re going to smell it right?

Air born fecal particles made it to your nose even with my pants on right? So why is Covid different?

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Its more like you shit your pants with explosive diarrhea.



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[riser4]

Hey, happens to the best of us.

[AK47bp]

You strike me as the kind of person who would crap in their own pants to prove a point.

Ass to mouth


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[dannynoonan]

Can't believe I'm replying to this, but, I'd rather smell that you shit your pants, than have your shit smeared all over my face. For obvious reasons. That is where your "pants" come in to this situation. That theory applies here as well; it ain't fool proof but it's definitely a start.


Edit: seems this point was already made. Tis what I get for replying to trolls, at least I don't fucking quote them

[happytimefunbox]

innit to winnit my 18 daughter has covid caught it from her roommate. 103 fever today sore throat tired started getting tightness in her chest and shes astmatic going to move her in with mom tomorrow boy move in with me. Fuck covid

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[frorider]

Look I’m not going back to read all 30k posts in here but where’s the evidence they work?

Prove me wrong.


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Username checks out.

[Buster Highmen]

innit to winnit my 18 daughter has covid caught it from her roommate. 103 fever today sore throat tired started getting tightness in her chest and shes astmatic going to move her in with mom tomorrow boy move in with me. Fuck covid

Sent from a van down by the river

>>hugs d00d <<

[alias_rice]

innit to winnit my 18 daughter has covid caught it from her roommate. 103 fever today sore throat tired started getting tightness in her chest and shes astmatic going to move her in with mom tomorrow boy move in with me. Fuck covid

Sent from a van down by the river

Damnit, that sucks. Good luck man.

[rideit]

Wishing her the best.

[ron johnson]

Dr. Fauci, who has been director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984, through administrations Republican and Democrat, knows more about COVID-19 and is more concerned with our well being than anyone posting here.

He suggests wearing a mask. I'll take his word.

Simple.

It's interesting how you view Fauci's career in government as a positive.

A career bureaucrat, who has never had a job in the private sector, and also a self admitted liar - definitely trust that guy!

[Buster Highmen]

It's interesting how you view Fauci's career in government as a positive.

A career bureaucrat, who has never had a job in the private sector, and also a self admitted liar - definitely trust that guy!

Ron, once you can demonstrate an ability to read a graph properly, let alone grok the nuance of what Fauci said or the context of masks in general, I might consider taking you seriously.

Until then, I'll take recommendations from Dr. Fauci and the scientific community with regard to masks.

[climberevan]

innit to winnit my 18 daughter has covid caught it from her roommate.
Sent from a van down by the river

Vibes to her. Here's hoping she's one of the ones who shrugs it off!

[KQ]

From the W2 Sherriff's Office:

- The Great Toilet Paper Caper of 2020 -

In the midst of a worldwide pandemic, WWSO makes the largest seizure of stolen toilet paper in agency history.

This weekend, a watchful citizen interrupted a residential burglary in progress. He was able to call 911 and safely follow the fleeing burglar for long enough to provide a vehicle description. Unfortunately, poor cell coverage and an aggressively driving thief combined and thwarted deputies’ initial efforts in apprehending the suspect.

However, several hours later, deputies located the subject in his disabled vehicle. The toilet paper in his vehicle was in the same unique packaging that deputies had seen earlier in the residence.

The Oregon man was arrested and booked into jail, and a search warrant served on his vehicle. Over $1000 in stolen items were recovered, in addition to 108 rolls of priceless toilet paper.

The investigation is ongoing.

#howmuchdoesoneguyneed #TPisimportant #butitsnotworthafelony #fridayfeloniesmeantheweekendinjail #jailtoiletpaperisfreethough #WWSOsafe

[Buster Highmen]

did the grinch steal the toilet paper?

[jono]

Maybe--does mention unique packaging. Was it e-toilet paper?

[seano732]

It's interesting how you view Fauci's career in government as a positive.

A career bureaucrat, who has never had a job in the private sector, and also a self admitted liar - definitely trust that guy!

You are such a cunt, Are you not reading the posts from fellow mags? Eat a bag of dicks, asshole.

[dan_pdx]

You are such a cunt, Are you not reading the posts from fellow mags? Eat a bag of dicks, asshole.

"fellow mags" suggests he is one, which is not the case. He only comes here to spout anti-science magical thinking, not to engage with people. But while he's here, we should definitely get the deets from him on how we faked the moon landing and Chavez's voting machines stole the election.

[MTT]

innit to winnit my 18 daughter has covid caught it from her roommate. 103 fever today sore throat tired started getting tightness in her chest and shes astmatic going to move her in with mom tomorrow boy move in with me. Fuck covid

Sent from a van down by the river

I guess your not in the USA. If you were rather than typing here you would be at the hospital. Where your daughter would be getting care on the government's dime.

[jono]

You checked your blood sugar lately MTT?

Good luck to your daughter HTFB!

[old goat]

Seems there should be more attention to the numbers of people suffering but not dead. There’s been some press attention in many various aspects of this. The long haulers, the hospital horror stories, etc. but when you look at the stats, it’s
sick
recovered
dead

Dead being only 1% makes lots of people want to roll the dice. I think the published number should be like


Sick
recovered quickly
life fucked up for 2 months and recovered
life fucked up potentially for a year
life fucked up possibly permanently
dead

There was a piece on 60 minutes tonight on the subject--young marathon runner who can only walk 2 blocks 8 months later was one subject.

From the W2 Sherriff's Office:

- The Great Toilet Paper Caper of 2020 -

In the midst of a worldwide pandemic, WWSO makes the largest seizure of stolen toilet paper in agency history.

This weekend, a watchful citizen interrupted a residential burglary in progress. He was able to call 911 and safely follow the fleeing burglar for long enough to provide a vehicle description. Unfortunately, poor cell coverage and an aggressively driving thief combined and thwarted deputies’ initial efforts in apprehending the suspect.

However, several hours later, deputies located the subject in his disabled vehicle. The toilet paper in his vehicle was in the same unique packaging that deputies had seen earlier in the residence.

The Oregon man was arrested and booked into jail, and a search warrant served on his vehicle. Over $1000 in stolen items were recovered, in addition to 108 rolls of priceless toilet paper.

The investigation is ongoing.

#howmuchdoesoneguyneed #TPisimportant #butitsnotworthafelony #fridayfeloniesmeantheweekendinjail #jailtoiletpaperisfreethough #WWSOsafe

What about the house that had 108 rolls of TP. Maybe legally purchased but I'd be more concerned about that kind of hoarding than about the burglar.

[MTT]

You checked your blood sugar lately MTT?

Good luck to your daughter HTFB!

As of an hour ago 124.

[mfcf13]

"fellow mags" suggests he is one, which is not the case. He only comes here to spout anti-science magical thinking, not to engage with people. But while he's here, we should definitely get the deets from him on how we faked the moon landing and Chavez's voting machines stole the election.

Ron Johnson and SmokinRox are bots. TGR uses em to increase engagement and sell more ads. It's the only explanation I can come up with for such levels of stupid.

...I need to go grab a Sierra Nevada Fresh Hop IPA, it'll go great with a Jeremy Jones documentary.

[riser4]

Can't believe I'm replying to this, but, I'd rather smell that you shit your pants, than have your shit smeared all over my face. For obvious reasons. That is where your "pants" come in to this situation. That theory applies here as well; it ain't fool proof but it's definitely a start.


Edit: seems this point was already made. Tis what I get for replying to trolls, at least I don't fucking quote them

I like you Betty.

[glademaster]

I guess your not in the USA. If you were rather than typing here you would be at the hospital. Where your daughter would be getting care on the government's dime.

One of the stupidest things I've read on here lately, and that's saying something.