Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

[splat]

We have drive thru at the CVS near here, I'm all about that shit. No need to go in there, thanks.

They need a drive-thru at the weed store now.

Normally, I only use the drive-thru but it was 15 cars long and there was just a few cars parked. I was at the front of the line when I walked in. Then this douchebag comes in talking shit almost breathing down the back of my neck. Fucking store is empty and this cunt has be a space invader asshole.

[goldenboy]

There’s a critically important and urgent post that was addressed to you from one of the other members here, it didn’t look like you saw it. It was about 5 weeks ago. Maybe 6.

To me? Help me out here...

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[iceman]

A drive up bong?

Yeah I don't think a drive-thru would really work.

[XXX-er]

Ill live. I have just been on a good schedule for about a year with this new chiro and have actually been pain free for the first time since I can remember. Usually my neck and back are fucking wrecked. Id rather have back and neck pain for a bit then rat tits flu.

I have used chiro's in the past but only if something fucks up never for maintenance

but lately the physio has been fixing stuff the chiro couldn't fix

and as for maintenance ... yoga

[riser4]

We have drive thru at the CVS near here, I'm all about that shit. No need to go in there, thanks.

They need a drive-thru at the weed store now.

CVS will mail your stuff if you belong to their rewards thing. Just saying.

[Rideski]

To me? Help me out here...

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Sorry man, long day, was just going for levity.
How’s that one city out your way doing on the test everyone theory?
Do they have a game plan yet for tracking?

A couple in Telluride owns a biotech company and donated tests to county public health officials.
https://www.9news.com/mobile/article...7-3d6ce110f033

[Conundrum]

Many insurance policies have mail order pharmacies that ship to your home and some of the time it’s less expensive than buying monthly at a pharmacy.

[neufox47]

To me? Help me out here...

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It was from Spats. Something about how access to testing isn’t important.

[Rideski]

Maybe a blowjob too.

I need a few things from the grocery.
Do things alone now most-ely

[Buster Highmen]

Yeah I don't think a drive-thru would really work.

It'd be like a gas pump, you drive up, get out, put in your credit card and you'd pull a bong attachment out of it's stall and hoover.

[Lvovsky]

Doyle Brunson at risk
https://twitter.com/TexDolly/status/1244677447171227648

[Danno]

It was from Spats. Something about how access to testing isn’t important.

Oh no you didn't! Now you're in for constant recapping in his "greatest hits" section.

[basinbeater]

Never let a crisis go to waste. Admin rolls back auto emissions regulations. Because of course they did. Look at the coronavirus! Hey why is the air so dirty?

From nytimes...
The new rule, written by the Environmental Protection Agency and the Department of Transportation, would allow cars on American roads to emit nearly a billion tons more carbon dioxide over the lifetime of the vehicles than they would have under the Obama standards and hundreds of millions of tons more than will be emitted under standards being implemented in Europe and Asia.

Trump administration officials raced to complete the auto rule by this spring, even as the White House was consumed with responding to the coronavirus crisis. President Trump is expected to extol the rule, which will stand as one of the most consequential regulatory rollbacks of his administration, as a needed salve for an economy crippled by the pandemic.




sent from Utah.

[powdork]

Imagine not being able to look back.

wait, i'm confused. in this scenario is he dead, or just can't look back cause he missed his chiro appointment?

[Cono Este]

How do we last 2-3 months with no haircut?


What else have we not thought of? Jesus.


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[old goat]

I got drive through weed yesterday in Sacramento. Order on line. They text you when it's ready (same day), you drive over and stop at the curb in front of the place, which is in an old house in a residential neighborhood, you call them, guy comes out, takes your money and DL, comes back with the weed and the DL. A Therapeutic Alternative on H between Alhambra and 30th.

Here's what I don't get. They're telling us that the Covid is big droplets that fall out of the air, land on surfaces, we touch the surfaces and get the virus, which can last on some surfaces for several days. We don't need masks because it's not aerosolized so we're not directly breathing it in. If that's the case what's the point of physical distancing? Isn't it surfaces we have to stay away from but not other people? Or just sanitize our hands every time we touch something before we pick our noses. (It sounds like they're reassessing the thing about not needing masks, which was a lie in the first place because they didn't want people to hoard them which they did anyway.)

If we all wore masks so that we weren't excreting virus could we all go back to work and socialize and buy stuff and not ruin the economy. (Restaurants and bars would still be screwed--tough to eat and drink with a mask on.)

Maybe the reason they don't want us to wear mask is that they're facial recognition won't work. Shit, gotta stop reading BGnight posts.

[Rideski]

wait, i'm confused. in this scenario is he dead, or just can't look back cause he missed his chiro appointment?

Thank you for picking up that fine piece of nuanced sarcasm. I’ll be here all week.

[Rideski]

Reportedly, this is a real picture of way more urns than Wuhan should actually need given their previous death rate numbers.
Getting shipments of 5000 urns multiples times equals more than the number of dead reported.
Screen grabbed from a Chinese news source.



Feel free to debunk.

[east or bust]

How do we last 2-3 months with no haircut?

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Going on 9 months, might as well make it a year

[m2711c]

those look like fireworks bricks to me.....

[MakersTeleMark]

Reportedly, this is a real picture of way more urns than Wuhan should actually need given their previous death rate numbers.
Getting shipments of 5000 urns multiples times equals more than the number of dead reported.
Screen grabbed from a Chinese news source.



Feel free to debunk.

Minimum order on alibaba?

[splat]

Those are toilet paper rolls. 24 pack.

[Rideski]

Minimum order on alibaba?

Did you hear about the billionaire that spoke out against the supreme leader and disappeared? I lost track of that story. Not sure if it’s the alibaba owner that disappeared or not. I think ailibaba dude donated a million masks or something but not sure it was him that got ghosted.

[TBS]

I got drive through weed yesterday in Sacramento. Order on line. They text you when it's ready (same day), you drive over and stop at the curb in front of the place, which is in an old house in a residential neighborhood, you call them, guy comes out, takes your money and DL, comes back with the weed and the DL. A Therapeutic Alternative on H between Alhambra and 30th.

Here's what I don't get. They're telling us that the Covid is big droplets that fall out of the air, land on surfaces, we touch the surfaces and get the virus, which can last on some surfaces for several days. We don't need masks because it's not aerosolized so we're not directly breathing it in. If that's the case what's the point of physical distancing? Isn't it surfaces we have to stay away from but not other people? Or just sanitize our hands every time we touch something before we pick our noses. (It sounds like they're reassessing the thing about not needing masks, which was a lie in the first place because they didn't want people to hoard them which they did anyway.)

If we all wore masks so that we weren't excreting virus could we all go back to work and socialize and buy stuff and not ruin the economy. (Restaurants and bars would still be screwed--tough to eat and drink with a mask on.)

Maybe the reason they don't want us to wear mask is that they're facial recognition won't work. Shit, gotta stop reading BGnight posts.

Must have been some good weed...

[S_jenks]

^ They gotta have their own version of Costco over there by now.

If you can buy a cruise vacation from Costco here, you bet they offer their version of funeral services there.


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