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  1. #9901
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    do not know about the rest of that crap, but divorce rate will skyrocket following this. nothing to do but watch depressing news, reruns and are stressed about your job and money lasting thru it ? lots of couples will want to split following; it's not an event that brings you closer.
    #themound ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Domestic abuse is probably up and may end up with increase in the divorce rate. More broken homes, more daughters with daddy issues = increase in the stripper population over the next decade?


    Any studies or charts or colorful graphs?





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    EAST HAMPTON, NY—In an effort to rapidly meet the needs of those most affected by the coronavirus pandemic, New York officials announced Tuesday that they were quickly building thousands of emergency Hamptons mansions to shelter wealthy residents. “We allocated hundreds of million dollars in state funding and dispatched emergency crews to begin construction on thousands of estates, country houses, and other large abodes along the Long Island shore to ensure that each and every wealthy New Yorker can ride out the pandemic in safety and comfort,” said New York governor Andrew Cuomo, adding that the state hoped to have the first round of 40-room mansions fully constructed and outfitted with all the latest appliances and tech features by the end of the week, although he did stress that some of the wealthy might have to make do with temporary townhouses. “Please bear with us while we finish these sorely needed seventh bedrooms, indoor saunas, and infinity pools. I’ve also issued an executive order to divert food supplies to the Hamptons so that residents will have enough to serve all their guests at their weekend parties. The state has also requested emergency supplies of oak and granite to finish all the flooring and countertops before the wealthy arrive in their private chartered cars. If necessary, we are prepared to invoke emergency powers to finish all of the tennis courts and wine cellars. In this time of crisis, we must do everything we can to ensure that all wealthy New Yorkers have access to the basic luxuries they need.” At press time, MSNBC pundits were praising Cuomo’s handling of the crisis, commenting that his drive to help the wealthy no matter what it cost made him seem very presidential. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
    weeks from now when we are all going to a clinic (or maybe they'll be drive up service?) to have covid blown up our asses to save our lives remember you heard it from me first
    I turn 50 next month so will be due for a colonoscopy. Do you think I can just kill two birds with one stone?

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    Did Cadet Bonespurs just say we had very little ammunition in our stockpile ? Asking for a 'friend'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Fauci has nice fingernails.
    79 fucking years old.

    And way less senile than trump and biden

    And has a 35 year old wife?

    He’s like the chuck Norris of public health.
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    do not know about the rest of that crap, but divorce rate will skyrocket following this. nothing to do but watch depressing news, reruns and are stressed about your job and money lasting thru it ? lots of couples will want to split following; it's not an event that brings you closer.
    I was already worried about my Sister and her Husband with the stress brought on by dual retirement, now this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    79 fucking years old.

    And way less senile than trump and biden

    And has a 35 year old wife?

    He’s like the chuck Norris of public health.
    Cannot credit his clarity as from not being around Politicians.
    Ooof!

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    Hey look someone typed this all out saving me the trouble.
    I’ll be forwarding these to some good hearted, yet clueless about germs type people.

    https://www.mlive.com/coronavirus/20...disinfect.html

    https://www.sunset.com/lifestyle/wel...ntine-covid-19

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    Hey look someone typed this all out saving me the trouble.
    I’ll be forwarding these to some good hearted, yet clueless about germs type people.

    https://www.mlive.com/coronavirus/20...disinfect.html

    https://www.sunset.com/lifestyle/wel...ntine-covid-19
    I’m licking doorknobs before I live like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by truckeelocal View Post
    Did Cadet Bonespurs just say we had very little ammunition in our stockpile ? Asking for a 'friend'.
    There actually wasn’t even a military before he got office.
    Forum Cross Pollinator

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    79 fucking years old.

    And has a 35 year old wife?
    No. She's like 68. Born in '52.

  13. #9913
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    Well, still...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    Hey look someone typed this all out saving me the trouble.
    I’ll be forwarding these to some good hearted, yet clueless about germs type people.

    https://www.mlive.com/coronavirus/20...disinfect.html

    https://www.sunset.com/lifestyle/wel...ntine-covid-19
    Guess I am getting corona.


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    A husband who was exposed to the coronavirus hid that he was feeling ill so he could visit his wife in the maternity unit of an upstate New York hospital.

    The man told the truth only after his wife also began showing symptoms. UR Medicine said Monday it will begin taking the temperature of visitors to its hospitals' maternity units.
    SMH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    No. She's like 68. Born in '52.
    Brain fart. I thought Wikipedia had her born 1985.
    Turns out married in 1985

    Let’s do the time warp again!

    Either way. The dudes a rockstar.

    He should be on the beach with a g&t
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    Quote Originally Posted by gretch6364 View Post
    Guess I am getting corona.


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    Frankly my dear, I don’t care if you get it.
    I mean that in the nicest possible way.
    Because you might possibly be ok.
    I care if you pass it to a healthcare worker, or someone high risk, or your buddy, who then passes it to a healthcare worker, or someone high risk.

    But tell me whether that was a troll or not, what about either of those articles was so scary and foreign to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    SMH.
    Link please. I think that's my hometown.

    Nevermind ... it is. Ugghh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    I turn 50 next month so will be due for a colonoscopy. Do you think I can just kill two birds with one stone?
    By then your poor doctor will likely have covid and they can just spit shine the camera before the procedure.

    In all seriousness though - real vibes to those with friends and families on ventilators - if those friends would want you to then consider sharing that news far and wide in your circles - this beast is taking out middle aged otherwise healthy people along with the elderly and chronically ill - the longer the health care system has to sort out treatment protocols the better the chances will be for those who get a bad case of this in April or May - handwashing, masks, and social distancing are key to that.

    I say this knowing that if my Dad gets this (who's on the other side of the country) I will never get to see him alive again. Stay healthy maggots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    Here's yo daily ...

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    Erdogan is like Trump's mini me.

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    The arc of covid is long but it bends towards . . .what?

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    You didn't actually want to keep masks in the US did you?

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/daviddi.../#56b263d956d4

    “Most of the masks are leaving the country,” he told me.

    Another failure of leadership. Train wreck.

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