Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

[rip]

How the hell does someone take a half a shit

[Core Shot]

How the hell does someone take a half a shit

Sig worthy. Lol

[AK47bp]

How the hell does someone take a half a shit

You flex your sphincter too soon, cut the loaf in half, then someone rings the door bell and you don’t have a chance to finish.


Seen it a hundred times.






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[nutmegchoi]

Now I forget what he did in Miami.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/03/patrio...pasteboard_app

[rideit]

Bidet JONG here, how do you dry your ass after spritzing it? Or get the stubborn hanger-ons?
(Rare, but it happens)
Do you just use a towel?

[Conundrum]

How the hell does someone take a half a shit

I give half to no shits most of the time.

[Meathelmet]

You flex your sphincter too soon, cut the loaf in half, then someone rings the door bell and you don’t have a chance to finish.


Seen it a hundred times.

But, Why??

[BigDaddy]

Now I forget what he did in Miami.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/03/patrio...pasteboard_app

forget or forgive?

Either way, was a nice gesture. Glad you're feeling better, but worried for the rest of your town.

[Timberridge]

But, Why??

You don't have the switch on the toilet seat that when you sit on it, sends out a signal to the neighbors and the delivery guy to stop by?

[nutmegchoi]

forget or forgive?

Either way, was a nice gesture. Glad you're feeling better, but worried for the rest of your town.

I don’t think it’s not my place to forgive him.
I think that’s up to his family.

I would say I’m only 2-3 days away to kick this thing to the curb.

[Benny Profane]

So how's everybody feel about still paying for sports in your cable bill when there's no sports?

[bennymac]

well think of the insurance companies how would they survive ?

I think up here the hospitols are running at 50% and just saving money, a buddy had to have an urgent fib surgery and the hospitol was not busy at all, my knee is classed as not urgent so no idea when it will happen

US hospitals hurting because their income source is down....may need bailouts?

Canadian hospitals saving money on the reduced demand - can use that money once life returns to normal and elective treatments start back up

both systems having to spend money on preparing for influx of covid patients so that part is similar

[huckbucket]

US hospitals hurting because their income source is down....may need bailouts?

Canadian hospitals saving money on the reduced demand - can use that money once life returns to normal and elective treatments start back up

both systems having to spend money on preparing for influx of covid patients so that part is similar

Yup. Money already spent versus money yet to be made. But let's all moan about socialism.

[skaredshtles]

Right, like how many rolls do you need?

Yeah - we bought TP before all this shit started going sideways, and a couple weeks ago I counted 'cause it was going to be the last trip to the store for awhile - we had 23 rolls.

I counted yesterday, 'cause we're thinking about heading out to the store for the 1st time next week, and I counted 22 rolls.

This is a family of 5.

Not sure if the TP is reproducing somehow, or... ?

[Deebased]

With 10-20% unemployment “need” takes on a different character.

20? Only if we're lucky. 70M jobs are at risk. so 30-35% is a safe target.

[skaredshtles]

we know a couple who ignored everyone's advise to travel to Ecuador a couple of weeks ago, were denied entry and flew home and are now testing positive. Not young.

YOLO, amirite??

[splat]

Don't know if this has been posted already.....

https://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/world...uZSDmLEYXWVsJk

[Ottime]

Now I forget what he did in Miami.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/03/patrio...pasteboard_app

This is the only time ever a Patriots truck drives into NYC and is able to leave in one piece. Now, if were the Res Sox, all bets would be off, even in pandemic.

[skaredshtles]

So how's everybody feel about still paying for sports in your cable bill when there's no sports?

Cable bill.

You funny.

[Ottime]

So how's everybody feel about still paying for sports in your cable bill when there's no sports?

You show your age.

[BGnight]

are now testing positive. Not young.

Sick or testing positive? Huge difference.

[iceman]

So how's everybody feel about still paying for sports in your cable bill when there's no sports?

Very good question, bears thinking about for sure.

[liv2ski]

Pfffft, no football, so not watching sports.

[XXX-er]

US hospitals hurting because their income source is down....may need bailouts?

Canadian hospitals saving money on the reduced demand - can use that money once life returns to normal and elective treatments start back up

both systems having to spend money on preparing for influx of covid patients so that part is similar

i was being facetious about the insurance companies

Americans with no HC and a lot of east Indians used to show up to the emerg at Surrey Memorial just over the border, canadian hospitols never refuse service & never make any money so right now they are just spending less

[Deebased]

i was being facetious about the insurance companies

Americans with no HC and a lot of east Indians used to show up to the emerg at Surrey Memorial just over the border, canadian hospitols never refuse service & never make any money so right now they are just spending less

Are you sure?

Last mtb injury I had in Whiz I was turned away from the ER unless I put down a CC. I said fuck it, taped it up and drove back to the states.