Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

**Goniff** · 03-03-2020, 09:32 PM

Canned salmon FTW . . . oh wait.

KQ · 03-03-2020, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

I don't know if they're winning but they're sure as hell beating us on that one.

Yeah I thought that too.

**rideit** · 03-03-2020, 09:40 PM

Good read.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/0...-crisis-118961

**iceman** · 03-03-2020, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

**BmillsSkier** · 03-03-2020, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

I don't know if they're winning but they're sure as hell beating us on that one.

Might put a dent in the time they had slotted for destroying the great satan.

**Beaver** · 03-03-2020, 09:56 PM

The Chinese are just preparing to mount an attack. Come July 1, infected Chinese paratroopers will be dropping into events under the guise of local entertainment.

**zartagen** · 03-03-2020, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by plugboots

Update: I was at Safeway buying seafood today and the guy working there said his buddy works in the same department at Costco and he said yesterday was the largest day ever, at any Costco, across the world for the seafood department.

The best part about this is that 2 guys from different stores' seafood departments are friends. It's like there is a club for professional fish slicers.

**iceman** · 03-03-2020, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Beaver

The Chinese are just preparing to mount an attack. Come July 1, infected Chinese paratroopers will be dropping into events under the guise of local entertainment.

**powpig** · 03-03-2020, 10:05 PM

This is a good read from a woman who fears she may have it and her adventures in trying to get tested:

https://twitter.com/into_the_brush/s...85467682979840

**iceman** · 03-03-2020, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by zartagen

The best part about this is that 2 guys from different stores' seafood departments are friends. It's like there is a club for professional fish slicers.

haha I was thinking the same thing, that's too funny. But I mean they have shit in common, a club is called for.

**summit** · 03-03-2020, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by muted

You all can go fuck yourself. And my wife would say the same.

When you sneeze into your hand

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All that gets on your hand.

Then you gotta wash all that off or you just end up spreading it by touch.

That's why say sneeze into your arm or shoulder.

Of course folks should be respectful when encouraging respiratory etiquette.

**iceman** · 03-03-2020, 10:10 PM

Oh man I think I just invented the Sneeve. It's a sleeve to sneeze into. It unrolls like one of those kids party favors when you sneeze into it. Then it rolls back up and you can keep it in your pocket all neat and sanitary-like. No more nasty hands or snotty elbows, it's the Sneeve!! Who's in? We're gonna be rich.

**BmillsSkier** · 03-03-2020, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Isn't that the fucking truth?

I look up a few years ago and these gypsies start carpet bombing the town with ads in every fucking way possible about 6 months in advance of their string of 37 consecutive shows before they disappear to do it all again 8 months later. I've not met one person who ever saw their show. Hotel California I'm guessing.

**iceman** · 03-03-2020, 10:15 PM

And it's the same in every city. wtf is going on?

**4matic** · 03-03-2020, 10:21 PM

Shen Yun is a front for Falun Gong propaganda

KQ · 03-03-2020, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Excellent!

**rideit** · 03-03-2020, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by zartagen

The best part about this is that 2 guys from different stores' seafood departments are friends. It's like there is a club for professional fish slicers.

There is probably a forum, with their own Steep.

**BmillsSkier** · 03-03-2020, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

And it's the same in every city. wtf is going on?

I figure it's a front for something. Like Scientology.

Originally Posted by 4matic

Shen Yun is a front for Falun Gong propaganda

What's up?

**frorider** · 03-03-2020, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by 4matic

Shen Yun is a front for Falun Gong propaganda

Yeah I was wondering what the deal was. Interesting shit. https://www.theguardian.com/news/201...ant-you-to-see

David Ownby, a professor at the University of Montreal and the author of Falun Gong and the Future of China, says that the Falun Gong practitioners who arrived in North America in the early 2000s had been far from political. “They were perfectly patriotic, nationalistic Chinese people,” Ownby says. “Most of them had immigrated for economic reasons. They weren’t dissidents at all when this started.” The irony of the crackdown is that, by banning the practice, the Chinese government had inadvertently turned thousands of hitherto apolitical actors into outlaws and activists.

**Norseman** · 03-03-2020, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Oh man I think I just invented the Sneeve. It's a sleeve to sneeze into. It unrolls like one of those kids party favors when you sneeze into it. Then it rolls back up and you can keep it in your pocket all neat and sanitary-like. No more nasty hands or snotty elbows, it's the Sneeve!! Who's in? We're gonna be rich.

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**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 11:54 PM

How to make your own hand sanitizer

https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/2/21...-virus-illness

**wooley12** · 03-04-2020, 12:29 AM

Had dinner in Arizona today with a lady who works at a state park visitor center. She said someone came in who said she had spent a day last week with her mom at THE nursing home in Kirkland. You can run but you can't hide.

**powpig** · 03-04-2020, 12:40 AM

Loggers breathe in some nasty shit. Dirt. Spores. Mold. Sawdust.
This is for a Break Glass in case of Emergency when deep in the woods and medical care is hours away situation.
Someone goes into respiratory distress, this may just save their life.
Probably fun at parties too.