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  1. #26
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    I spent a lot of my early 20s winter camping using snowshoes. With some skinny skis thrown in for good measure. I had a blast. Stem Christie with a full pack baby! I'm married so I won't be able to take this vixen off your hands. However, if she is snowshoeing on packed trails and not making fresh tracks in powder, slice her bindings with a sharp knife and run. I think that's been covered upthread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    So is hiking out, too? Because snowshoeing is essentially just hiking in deep snow.
    Show her the hike naked thread and gauge her interest in some crossover.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I've seen black diamonds! View Post
    Snowshoes do have some limited usefulness. Not sure the same can be said for the vast majority snowshoers, who seem to spend most of their time walking on packed trails were a simple "shoe" would suffice.
    Yup this is why I have such hatred for the activity. Although you guys are right if shes willing to convince herself that such a miserable pointless activity is fun, maybe I actually have a chance with her.

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    Any snow loving women that displays a passion for any activity that keeps her healthy and horny is a keeper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    FTR, I saw a Northern Goshawk while skiing a few days ago. I know several experienced PNW birders who have never seen a NOGO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    ...convinced herself that such a miserable pointless activity is fun...
    Ah, so you've had sex with her already then?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Any snow loving women that displays a passion for any activity that keeps her healthy and horny is a keeper.
    Keep that shit logic outta here.
    Pedantry is the name of the game here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    Have you been reading my diary?
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    If Yupi's had taken off we could hate tele and snow shoeing at the same time,



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    I married a snowshoer 10 years ago, going okay so far. Talked her in to skiing, she likes it more than the average person but not as much as me, so go figure. She doesn't snowshoe anymore, but likes Nordic.

    Have not had my p-spot fingered while suspended from the ceiling yet, but there's still time I'm sure. Maybe I should PM powtron for pointers on how to set the mood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    So is hiking out, too? Because snowshoeing is essentially just hiking in deep snow.
    No it isn't. For most snowshoers, it's essentially just hiking, wearing large funny things on your feet.

    Quote Originally Posted by I've seen black diamonds! View Post
    the vast majority snowshoers, who seem to spend most of their time walking on packed trails were a simple "shoe" would suffice.
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    So, this activity is where I see the utility of down skirts.
    Easy access.
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    I skied down onto a snowshoeing couple fuckin in the woods. Skied right by them... classic deer in the headlights look.

    It happens, man. Git some!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    No it isn't. For most snowshoers, it's essentially just hiking, wearing large funny things on your feet.
    That doesn't make the whole activity bogus, it just means many people aren't doing it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    That doesn't make the whole activity bogus, it just means many people aren't doing it right.
    This. There's a simple test. If you take off the snowshoes and you can still walk without postholing, then you're doing it wrong.

    I have a fondness for low angle bushwhacking on fat XCD skis. Basically a sliding snowshoe. Of course I also liked to huck off boulders on same skis, when I was younger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    I skied down onto a snowshoeing couple fuckin in the woods. Skied right by them... classic deer in the headlights look.

    It happens, man. Git some!
    Did you spray them or at least clink your poles in approval?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Did you spray them or at least clink your poles in approval?
    Just a simple "yeeep!"
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    what would be worse is a partner who skis but doesn't want to ski the same terrain as you- then you are stuck on that other terrain a lot. This way, you can each do your own thing.

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    One of my first dates with Andrew's father involved snowshoeing along Minnehaha Creek. Back then snowshoes were made out of wood with lacquered rawhide lacing and you had to be in good shape to hike for a mile or more. I always fantasized about living in the 1800's and meeting a sexy trapper in the snowy woods, so one day Nubs showed up with the snowshoes and dressed in a coonskin cap and a faux fur jacket. I'll spare you the details, but I'll just say he got a beaver that day.

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    Thanks for your votes of approval folks. Date is on for the weekend. I narrowly dodged doing something outside (and having to prematurely have the snowshoe talk) and we’re doing a more traditional cocktail thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    Thanks for your votes of approval folks. Date is on for the weekend. I narrowly dodged doing something outside (and having to prematurely have the snowshoe talk) and we’re doing a more traditional cocktail thing.
    Need pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Did you spray them or at least clink your poles in approval?


    Too bad you didn't record it.
    It could've gone viral.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeaths mom View Post
    One of my first dates with Andrew's father involved snowshoeing along Minnehaha Creek. Back then snowshoes were made out of wood with lacquered rawhide lacing and you had to be in good shape to hike for a mile or more. I always fantasized about living in the 1800's and meeting a sexy trapper in the snowy woods, so one day Nubs showed up with the snowshoes and dressed in a coonskin cap and a faux fur jacket. I'll spare you the details, but I'll just say he got a beaver that day.
    Pure gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Need pics.
    Ill work on it. Ullr seems displeased in the PNW this weekend. Following his bountiful gifts of fresh storms the last few weeks with a warm rainstorm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeaths mom View Post
    One of my first dates with Andrew's father involved snowshoeing along Minnehaha Creek. Back then snowshoes were made out of wood with lacquered rawhide lacing and you had to be in good shape to hike for a mile or more. I always fantasized about living in the 1800's and meeting a sexy trapper in the snowy woods, so one day Nubs showed up with the snowshoes and dressed in a coonskin cap and a faux fur jacket. I'll spare you the details, but I'll just say he got a beaver that day.
    one of your best posts ever.
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