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    Minituarizing Bacon Technology

    Would make bacon technology more useful and delicious.

    Donít even talk to me about bacon bits.

    FKNA

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    You answered your own question. Bacon bits.

    Unless you are trying to develop nano bacon
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    Sounds great in theory, but you need a significantly thick slab (z axis) to make good bacon. No getting around physics.

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    x=1.5;y=4;z=0.5.

    Fill my pockets bitches.

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    done....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    You answered your own question. Bacon bits.

    Unless you are trying to develop nano bacon
    No, what we need to do is shrink the pigs themselves so that you can full strips of bacon, but bite-sized.

    Bacon bits lack the texture profile that the full strip can offer, whether you like them floppy or rock hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S_jenks View Post
    No, what we need to do is shrink the pigs themselves so that you can full strips of bacon, but bite-sized.

    Bacon bits lack the texture profile that the full strip can offer, whether you like them floppy or rock hard.
    Now we're talking...

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    No dice, me want full size bacon.
    watch out for snakes

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    Why does everybody wants to make things smaller? Am I the only one that dreams of bigger bacon?
    The shop rat tells me there's no market and I have to special order. Fucking butchers!

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    They make it smaller and charge the same price.

    It is a conspiracy I tell you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAB View Post
    Sounds great in theory, but you need a significantly thick slab (z axis) to make good bacon. No getting around physics.
    QFT.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    I've taken little store bought packages of cooked bacon bits on kayak trips where you couldn't take raw bacon, lots of preservatives

    Normaly I do a few packs of bacon or enough for a couple weeks of bacon n eggers on a cookie sheet in the oven at 400, put it on paper towel to absorb grease, freeze it in a plastic food keeper, when I want bacon in the morning or whenever I take it out to either thaw or cook in the toaster oven

    no spatter, less clean up & way faster
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by S_jenks View Post
    No, what we need to do is shrink the pigs themselves so that you can full strips of bacon, but bite-sized.

    Bacon bits lack the texture profile that the full strip can offer, whether you like them floppy or rock hard.
    Strips of bacon IS bite sized. Maybe I just gotta big mouth? This whole mini bacon thing is heresy. I want mega bacon; strips that I can wear as apparel when appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Thomas View Post
    Strips of bacon IS bite sized. Maybe I just gotta big mouth? This whole mini bacon thing is heresy. I want mega bacon; strips that I can wear as apparel when appropriate.
    Hmm perhaps we are thinking the wrong direction then?

    Perhaps we should scale up the size of our pigs, so you could have a prime-rib sized slab of bacon with your morning toast & eggs. Make it large-enough to where you'll need a steak knife to cut them up. Thick cut? pfffff this gonna be godzilla-cut.

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    The only place where it is ok to make it smaller is the bacon bikini.

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    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    The only place where it is ok to make it smaller is the bacon bikini.

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    Thought this thread would feature more minotaurs. Too much time in Bullfighting, perhaps.

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