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Thread: Minituarizing Bacon Technology
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01-12-2020, 12:42 AM #1
Minituarizing Bacon Technology
Would make bacon technology more useful and delicious.
Don’t even talk to me about bacon bits.
FKNA
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01-12-2020, 08:42 AM #2
You answered your own question. Bacon bits.
Unless you are trying to develop nano bacon. . .
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01-12-2020, 09:04 AM #3
Sounds great in theory, but you need a significantly thick slab (z axis) to make good bacon. No getting around physics.
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01-12-2020, 09:10 AM #4
x=1.5;y=4;z=0.5.
Fill my pockets bitches.
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01-12-2020, 11:14 AM #5
done....
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01-12-2020, 12:35 PM #6
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01-12-2020, 07:10 PM #7
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01-13-2020, 08:41 AM #8
No dice, me want full size bacon.
watch out for snakes
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01-14-2020, 02:39 AM #9
Why does everybody wants to make things smaller? Am I the only one that dreams of bigger bacon?
The shop rat tells me there's no market and I have to special order. Fucking butchers!
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01-14-2020, 06:59 AM #10
They make it smaller and charge the same price.
It is a conspiracy I tell you!watch out for snakes
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01-14-2020, 08:31 AM #11
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01-14-2020, 12:23 PM #12Registered User
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I've taken little store bought packages of cooked bacon bits on kayak trips where you couldn't take raw bacon, lots of preservatives
Normaly I do a few packs of bacon or enough for a couple weeks of bacon n eggers on a cookie sheet in the oven at 400, put it on paper towel to absorb grease, freeze it in a plastic food keeper, when I want bacon in the morning or whenever I take it out to either thaw or cook in the toaster oven
no spatter, less clean up & way fasterLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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01-14-2020, 01:05 PM #13
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01-14-2020, 01:41 PM #14
Hmm perhaps we are thinking the wrong direction then?
Perhaps we should scale up the size of our pigs, so you could have a prime-rib sized slab of bacon with your morning toast & eggs. Make it large-enough to where you'll need a steak knife to cut them up. Thick cut? pfffff this gonna be godzilla-cut.
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01-14-2020, 01:47 PM #15
The only place where it is ok to make it smaller is the bacon bikini.
watch out for snakes
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01-14-2020, 01:56 PM #16
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01-17-2020, 05:08 PM #17
Thought this thread would feature more minotaurs. Too much time in Bullfighting, perhaps.
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