Ranking Ski Resorts by Trash Talking

[Bozo T. Clown]

Nothing based on reality. Not terrain, snow, lifts, lodging, access, or apres. Just pure smack.

For example,
1. Squaw Valley/USA/Planet Earth/Sol System/Milky Way Galaxy/Multiverse 000001
"SQUALLYWOOD"
2. Jackson Hole
"OUR MOUNTAIN IS LIKE NOTHING YOU HAVE SKIED BEFORE!"
3. Snowbird
"THE GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH"
4. Mad River Glen
"SKI IT IF YOU CAN"

[Mofro261]

Not a resort, but this is kinda catchy:

[TahoeJ]

Whistler is pretty proud of their terrain and skiers... but they're just too polite / Canadian. Same with Revelstoke.

[El Chupacabra]

Whistler is pretty proud of their terrain and skiers... but they're just too polite / Canadian. Same with Revelstoke.

During my one and only visit to Whistler, I was bitching about the horrendous top to bottom ice and 45-minute lift lines. A local claimed that living there was different, midweek experience was better, etc, and that it was great because you could do any sport you wanted there.

"How's the surfing?"

[PNWbrit]

During my one and only visit to Whistler, I was bitching about the horrendous top to bottom ice and 45-minute lift lines. A local claimed that living there was different, midweek experience was better, etc, and that it was great because you could do any sport you wanted there.

"How's the surfing?"

There is surfing in Howe Sound at Squamish.

Apparently.

[SumJongGuy]

Ski good or eat wood comes to mind..

[soyboy80]

pro call out/GNAR from squaw

"I can't believe our a pro, I'm so much better than you"

"Yo, I'm the best skier on the mountain and I'm about to rip this shit"

[teamdirt]

"How's the surfing?"

There is an indoor surf arena in the works, this is not a joke.

[wicked_sick]

B.C.'s official slogan used to be "The Best Place Earth"

[skizix]

B.C.'s official slogan used to be "The Best Place Earth"

[snowaddict91]

The entire state of Utah has "the greatest snow on Earth" and it is 100% marketing BS.

[The SnowShow]

The entire state of Utah has "the greatest snow on Earth" and it is 100% marketing BS.

Yeah, everybody knows Steamboat has the best Champagne TM snow.

[TBS]

At the other end of the spectrum
Anthony Lakes Ski Resort’s (North Powder OR) tagline is
“Same as its always been”
https://anthonylakes.com/

[nortonwhis]

There is surfing in Howe Sound at Squamish.

Apparently.

No chance.
Kite surfing yes, actual surfing nah

[El Chupacabra]

No chance.
Kite surfing yes, actual surfing nah

People surf on Lake Tahoe.

Nobody comes to Tahoe or lives there for the surf though. It's a novelty.

[RootSkier]

Snowbowl: The whole point of ptex.

[Nobody Famous]

Do wanna be gangstas with guns and attitudes count? MountainCreek, NJ FTW!

[Iowagriz]

Snowbowl: The whole point of ptex.

Snowbowl: [this spot blank on purpose] (still waiting on communication of what they plan to communicate)

[Bunion 2020]

Our mountain sucks go elsewhere.

[FLS]

It’s all in the name,

Mountain Bleak
Slokemo
Splattekill
Huntah
Aspen of the East
Kmart
Flatton
Mt. Slow

[old goat]

It’s all in the name,

Mountain Bleak
Slokemo
Splattekill
Huntah
Aspen of the East
Kmart
Flatton
Mt. Slow

Also Flatstar and Squalpine

[heckacali]

Also Flatstar and Squalpine

"The Meadows, at Squaw"

[mtnjam]

At the other end of the spectrum
Anthony Lakes Ski Resort’s (North Powder OR) tagline is
“Same as its always been”
https://anthonylakes.com/

Kind of the same as it's always been, but not really either. Have you read the book about the history of the place, "A Tale of Two Skis"? I think the Starbottle saloon has a copy you could page through or read. Bert Vanderwall was a pretty cool cat. Got to meet the guy years ago. Talk about a guy who with his buddies got shit done up there.

[subtle plague]

I'll add Damüls, Austria. Mediocre resorts that says:
"one of the best ski resorts in the world".
Yeah well. No.

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[Skiwurrel]

my fave sticker is
I SMOKE ROCKS @ BIG SKY