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    For real, what is this shit?

    I occasionally read Slate (fun times in the Middle East etc) and clicked on this Dear Abby thing: https://slate.com/human-interest/202...ng-advice.html

    I’m in my 40s, and for my entire adult life, I’ve only been able to (and I only want to) be in relationships in which my significant others very openly cheat on me. Before I came out more openly about my position, I dreamed of them cheating on me and wished for it. When it happened, I found peace in the relationship. Once open, I’ve found a lot of women who admit to cheating in prior relationships, and desire it to continue, especially with consent. The problem: So far, they have all fallen in love with others, and 100 percent of the time, they have left me for men who later dumped them. I’ve refused to take anyone back. So I move forward. Now the issue is my wife of five years is falling in love with her lover. I see it coming. We’ve talked and we both realize our marriage is coming to an end.
    For real, what is this shit? I guess I’m a cultural conservative after all.

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    sexuality covers a broad spectrum. it's not your cup of tea, don't get in a relationship where your wife fucks someone else. he seems to like it... i don't get it either...

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    Maybe he has an innie and just wants to see his wife satisfied. PM Rontele for further advice.

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    It doesn't seem to be working for him though.

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    In the wise and immortal words Theodore Roosevelt, "Everybody fucks funny to somebody".



    Or maybe that was Dave Chappelle... not sure.

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    If you are going to be a cultural conservative aka hypocrite who gets off on the stuff they criticize cuckoldry is way better than pederasty, bestiality, furries, libertarianism or telemark skiing

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    Or man buns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    If you are going to be a cultural conservative aka hypocrite who gets off on the stuff they criticize cuckoldry is way better than pederasty, bestiality, furries, libertarianism or telemark skiing
    Needs to be in the sentence artistry thread.

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    definitely telemark skiing

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    or telemark skiing
    Jesus christ man, there's just some things you dont talk about in public.

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    He’s a cuck
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    If you are going to be a cultural conservative aka hypocrite who gets off on the stuff they criticize cuckoldry is way better than pederasty, bestiality, furries, libertarianism or telemark skiing
    I have not done done the furry thing yet. So I keep an open mind. Just so ling as it;s not sloppy seconds.
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    I imagine ‘furry’ people have interesting relationships with their dry-cleaners.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    I have not done done the furry thing yet. So I keep an open mind. Just so ling as it;s not sloppy seconds.
    I have heard there is an annual meeting at the GSR in Reno for some kind of furry convention. You should go.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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