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    2020 FISH SQUEEZING EXTRAVAGANZA!!

    Here are the official rules for this year:

    -no tenkara, unless it's bait fishing with an actual cane pole
    -no euro nymphing
    -no black latex gloves (you know who you are)
    -birdfucker is not allowed to post
    -no hotspotting
    -Dibs automatically wins, again

    The following things are encouraged:

    -shitty YouTube videos
    -anything from someplace warm
    -fishing mini-summits
    -groms, dogs, ladies
    -catfish, we need more catfishing
    -Mantana anglers fishing without the use of boats (I realize this is asking a lot from you)

    Swimmy is on probation after what he and his jam band buddies tried to do to the Drake years ago. Yes, we are still butthurt about that.

    It's January. You guys should be skiing. Let's keep this thing slow until mud season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underoos View Post
    Here are the official rules for this year:


    -no black latex gloves (you know who you are)


    Swimmy is on probation after what he and his jam band buddies tried to do to the Drake years ago. Yes, we are still butthurt about that.
    Yea, that one isnt happening, I like to fish in the winter, and I like to feel my fingers. Plus black latex makes me look a dentist from the hood.

    Arent the Drake boys always butthurt about something?
    Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

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    2020 FISH SQUEEZING EXTRAVAGANZA!!

    Itís kind of our thing. Or was, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underoos View Post
    -fishing mini-summits.
    I second this. I had a shitload of fun last year meeting people from this board. Good times with good friends.


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    Mantana anglers....blah blah....no boats...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underoos View Post
    Swimmy is on probation


    Quote Originally Posted by lifelinksplit View Post
    Mantana anglers....blah blah....no boats...Unpossible.
    Yeah, I'm on probation but that is going to be tough. I mean I don't mind working to get to fish





    But who doesn't love a good drift.



    Especially when I get to row for her


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    is swimmy bringin his jam band buds to the luau
    to ya know offset
    2fishrastrotardmitch and kanye and the cheeto christ disciples crew?
    i aint butthurt bout nuttins
    nor do i bother fishin durin ski season
    unless theirs a hudge salty spansership deal goin on
    jj and mr p
    jammed harder than any of that hipster handicapped hippy shit jammies bands

    git yur permits in
    #hells1/2acreredemption
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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    Keep your jam bands.

    Mike Houser on the other hand was pure fire.



    One of my simple pleasures...headphones on > crank to 11 > and retreat to my happy place


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    #sirilankiankidsneedjobstoo
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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    This is going EXACTLY how I thought it would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Toadman View Post
    Can you pump oil back into a well, like they do with pumping sea water into one? Might be a good idea to explore that option...
    It's a bit like putting a shit back in someone's colon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underoos View Post
    This is going EXACTLY how I thought it would.
    I love it when a plan comes together!
    Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underoos View Post
    This is going EXACTLY how I thought it would.
    I don't think I finished 2019
    And the photofuckit assholes are holding my shit hostages
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    Here your pussy stuffs
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    Oh yeah and
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    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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    and
    well yeah
    the wife says were doing a week in islemorada starting either 4/19 , 4/26,or 5/3
    input other than I like to spend 4/20 doin the green things?
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underoos View Post

    It's January. You guys should be skiing. Let's keep this thing slow until mud season.
    whats goin on
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    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    and
    well yeah
    the wife says were doing a week in islemorada starting either 4/19 , 4/26,or 5/3
    input other than I like to spend 4/20 doin the green things?
    Iíll connect you with the guys. They will take care of you. Iíll be seeing them next month, so Iíll give them a heads up for you.

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    2020 FISH SQUEEZING EXTRAVAGANZA!!

    Iím starting a black latex fishing thread. For the cool guys.

    On a lighter note Iím looking forward to fishing with has many of you guys as possible again this year!
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    You will pry my flyrod from my cold dead hands
    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by happytimefunbox View Post
    flyrod
    Call it a pole. Underooís loves it when you do that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by happytimefunbox View Post
    You will pry my flyrod from my cold dead hands
    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Call it a pole. Underooís loves it when you do that.


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    Some of my less civilized brethren call them a "buggy whip"

    pry my flypole from my cdh>pry my buggy whip from cdh

    Flystick?
    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underoos View Post
    Swimmy is on probation after what he and his jam band buddies tried to do to the Drake years ago. Yes, we are still butthurt about that.
    Swimmy joined us on an all-maggot smokeshack tour today. We hotboxxed a bunch of shacks and got him all tuned up.

    The Dirtbag Time Machine
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    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Here's the worst pic of a dink in 2020...skiing sucks right now.Click image for larger version. 

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    Harry, I owe you a day on the water. I even tied up a special fly for you.


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    Went to the Keys for a little R&R, fished a little, ate a lot and then this happened, if anyone gets to Key West and wants to get out I will make you a deal on a guided trip. Full disclosure, I am half owner, my Key West buddy is the owner of the other half and is in charge of the guide and bookings - when im not there. If I am there this bad boy will be on the water.
    Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

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    You know the backcountry.com trademark empire extends into salt life
    Do those things even work in bounds?
    Put me down got a guided learn to pole the bc
    day last week april its week in march
    Will I need my own beacon and airbag?
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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