Single Sentence Artistry

[Art Shirk]

If you enjoyed this, try reading some of Too $hort’s catalogue. Fascinating literature.

I celebrate Too $hort’s entire catalog.

I go dig in them guts like a gardener.


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[f2f]

All happy ski forums are alike; each unhappy ski forum is unhappy in its own way.

-- Leo Tolstoy (maybe)

[Harry]

Hey Joe, you got greenbacks?

Street walker in Napoli

I love you no shit GI, buy me Honda.

-bar girl in Olongapo City


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[Timberridge]

I love you no shit GI, buy me Honda.

-bar girl in Olongapo City

Well? Did you get her one?

[schindlerpiste]

I’ma get medieval on yo ass.

[Buster Highmen]

“I considered the wonder of the things that befell me, convinced that my life was the best omelet you could make with a chainsaw.”
― McGuane

[Meadow Skipper]

"...and they were careful of their demeanor that they not be thought to have opinions on what they heard for like most men skilled at their work they were scornful of any least suggestion of knowing anything not learned first hand." - Cormac McCarthy

"A man is not necessarily vile because he climbs a hill merely to slide down it as rapidly and skillfully as possible." - Arnold Lunn

“The lesson is always the same - with balance you need less strength, with strength you can more easily find balance - but the way to it is always surprising, and always postpones life's inevitable devolution by another moment." - Jane Smiley

"Sit as little as possible; give no credence to any thought that was not born outdoors while one moved about freely - in which the muscles are not celebrating a feast, too." - Nietzche

[jackstraw]

Their partisan Witch Hunt is hurting our Country do badly, & only bringing more division than ever!
-some moron

[PNWbrit]

“Though there was nowhere one so busy as he/ He was less busy than he seemed to be.”

Chaucer

[Deebased]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

-- replicant Roy Batty, Blade Runner

A life that burns twice as bright, lasts half as long.

[f2f]

i want the ability to vote on entries in this thread.

-- me.

[skiballs]

The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.

Milton

[smartyiak]

I shall be telling this with a sigh; somewhere ages and ages hence: two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.

[riser4]

Please be 18."

-Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

[JimmyCarter]

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

[PNWbrit]

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Gear swap... Jong.

[JimmyCarter]

Gear swap... Jong.

Well played.



Shit.

[f2f]

you monsters!

[Choss Jonger, Sr.]

The snow fell nor did it cease to fall.

[Meadow Skipper]

“Eyes like two piss holes in the snow.” -anon

[skifishbum]

Anything by SFB.

whats goin on
ifin yur goods one outta git er done
sometimes its just gonna take a few
the bunchs of gobblygook words that are needed by the smarty sums
aint no fuckin sfb broku

[Buster Highmen]

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?

-Van Vliet

[Meadow Skipper]

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?

-Van Vliet

That’s right, the mascara snake...also tapered.

[Timberridge]

whats goin on
ifin yur goods one outta git er done
sometimes its just gonna take a few
the bunchs of gobblygook words that are needed by the smarty sums
aint no fuckin sfb broku

Beautiful. Thanks SFB.

[Buster Highmen]

Pappy with the Khaki sweatband bowed goat potbellied barnyard that only he noticed.
-Van Vliet