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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    no, it doesn’t cook “great” imo because freezing changes the cells of meat. Fresh meat >>> frozen meat. But if this garbage hyper processed animal protein substitute ends up cheaper than meat it’s got things going for it - like freezing better
    My God man!!! You have deciphered the previously unknown common denominator in the ice age. The ice age froze all the available meat, forcing the population of cave men and dinosaurs to eat and thus die from genetically mutated meat. Pure genius!
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    And likely explains the terrible acting in Encino Man.

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    I ate the Carls Jr version and bought the same in patty form at the grocery store. The former was way better but doubtful I'll get another. The biggest problem with the latter -- as it cooks it smells like dog or cat food, so if anybody else is gonna do a comparison I recommend cooking it outdoors.
    Guaranteed there are no people who make great burgers that are also saying the fake burgers taste great.
    Yeah, I scratch my head watching the BK commercials. I don't think they thought their point thru too well.

    Them saying it: "Buy this cuz it tastes just like a Whopper."

    Me hearing it: "If it tastes like a Whopper, I'm never again gonna buy a Whopper (nor go to BK)."

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    Quote Originally Posted by EZB View Post
    Them saying it: "Buy this cuz it tastes just like a Whopper."

    Me hearing it: "If it tastes like a Whopper, I'm never again gonna buy a Whopper (nor go to BK)."
    All this hoopla - figured I'd see what it's about - I just tried one. From what I can remember of Whoppers, it does indeed taste like one. Also makes you feel like you ate one. One and done. Won't say I regret it but sort of...yeah.

    I would give Impossible meats another whirl but from a proper restaurant - this BK version is the only thing available in my region. More curious about it than thinking this is for me.

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    Its the meat of choice for vagina boyz every where.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Its the meat of choice for vagina boyz every where.
    i'm not one and never will be a vegetarian, but this old trope of judging masculinity by what car they drive, how many guns they own, or what they eat is dumb boomer talk that makes you sound old and out of touch.

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    That’s the point.

    i hope one day Scotty b can get the help he needs

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    - said most guys stuck in a grocery store with their wife and she asks “what should we eat for dinner?” How about a bullet?
    lol, been there. And whatever I say will get overridden anyway. Same goes for going out.

    But I fucking love eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    no different than dog food or lays chips - neutral “Base” with added flavors aka salt
    My friend's dad, who's a retired chemist for the food industry says that about pretty much all fast-food restaurants, and the freezer section of the grocery store.

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    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    I don't even have to read that link, I worked for a number of years in close contact with the meat and poultry industry. Don't buy ground beef out of one of those tubes. Just don't do it. I don't expect many here would.

    What you should do is buy ground beef that was ground in the store or grind your own. Failing that, and I do, try to limit your burgers and any ground products as much as possible, and go for the less-sketchy as much as possible. Never mind the hot/crazy matrix, it's the hungry/sketchy matrix that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    no, it doesn’t cook “great” imo because freezing changes the structure of meat. Fresh meat >>> frozen meat. But if this garbage hyper processed animal protein substitute ends up cheaper than meat it’s got things going for it - like freezing better

    no different than dog food or lays chips - neutral “Base” with added flavors aka salt
    WDYGOAPHAGFY

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Pfft, I get the double..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    WDYGOAPHAGFY
    Pooh's Pub was the first bar in Boston that believed we were old enough to drink, so we spent a lot of time there, They had a sign over the bar that said,

    IYTMWIMIBYAD

    If you tell me what it means I'll buy you a drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Pfft, I get the double..
    I did not know this existed. Mind blown, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Pooh's Pub was the first bar in Boston that believed we were old enough to drink, so we spent a lot of time there, They had a sign over the bar that said,

    IYTMWIMIBYAD

    If you tell me what it means I'll buy you a drink.
    If You Think My Woman Is Married I'll Bet You Are Dumb

    Right?

    That's the best I could think up quickly

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    If You Tell Me What It Means I'll Buy You a Drink

    I already told you once.

    This is why it was fun at the bar. Some guy: The fuck does that shit mean? Me: If you tell me what it means I'll buy you a drink.

    hilarity ensued.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    If You Think My Woman Is Married I'll Bet You Are Dumb
    But you can't hate on that strong effort.

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    Oh I saw what your wrote. It's just fun to try and fill out acronyms and initialisms. I had one for riser's post but it wasn't crotchety enough to fit

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    Where is that farside cartoon of lions hunting tofu antelope?
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Where is that farside cartoon of lions hunting tofu antelope?
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    Hahaha

    Thanks!
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