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  1. 12-12-2019, 11:42 AM #1
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    Send Lawyers, Guns and Money....

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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    lawyers?!?
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    Send Lawyers, Guns and Money....

    The shit has hit the ‘stan.
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    fucking lawyers.
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    lol - pakistan is insane
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    I wish our lawyers and doctors would fight it out, just not at the hospital.

    Would be a great idea for a utube channel.


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  8. 12-12-2019, 12:15 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    The shit has hit the ‘stan.
    Heh...good one
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    “First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”


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  10. 12-12-2019, 12:40 PM #10
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    At our hospitals, they'd never get past the admin clerks at the front desk demanding to see their proof of insurance.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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    'Murica could you more Mob justice.

    But everyone is so sleepy from the opiates....
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    I don't know about you guys, but instead of reading this I went home with a waitress, the way I always do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    I know about you guys, but instead of reading this I went home with a waitress, the way I always do.
    But how were you to know...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    I know about you guys, but instead of reading this I went home with a waitress, the way I always do.
    Beats hiding out in Honduras.


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  15. 12-12-2019, 02:04 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    I know about you guys, but instead of reading this I went home with a waitress, the way I always do.
    But...could you feel it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    “First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”


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    Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if we kill all the lawyers they’re gonna lock us up and throw away the key.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    I like the last paragraph. The lawyers threatened to go on strike. Why ca't we have that here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if we kill all the lawyers they’re gonna lock us up and throw away the key.
    Goophers you idiot!
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  19. 12-12-2019, 03:46 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I like the last paragraph. The lawyers threatened to go on strike. Why ca't we have that here?
    I would put money on you in a Lawyer - Dr dust up.

    Maybe we can get this going for the next BBI
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    I would put money on you in a Lawyer - Dr dust up.

    Maybe we can get this going for the next BBI
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  21. 12-12-2019, 10:20 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Goophers you idiot!
    We can do that, we don't even need to have a reason. Alright, but let's do the same thing but with gophers. Not my fault nobody can understand you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    I would put money on you in a Lawyer - Dr dust up.

    Maybe we can get this going for the next BBI
    you'd lose I'm afraid.
    I do know of a fight between two surgeons in the middle of an open heart operation. One guy was operating, the other guy came in and started yelling at the operating surgeon about taking his headlight. It actually came to blows. Glad I wasn't the patient.
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    Were any dentists harmed?
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    “First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”


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    carry on

    looks like VA may be a free fire zone soon
    watch out for snakes
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  25. 12-13-2019, 07:04 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    O.M.G!

    Were any dentists harmed?
    The lawyers wouldn't have pulled that shit if the dentist's weren't away at a conference. When they get back...
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