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  1. #1
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    What Pet And Pants Should I Buy?

    I am thinking a Kimono Dragon and some Jorts.
    You?
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    You obviously should get a rhinoceros and the broken glass lined hip huggers.
    watch out for snakes

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    A kimono dragon? Sounds like a Japanese transexual, NTTAWWT, they probably make great pets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I am thinking a Kimono Dragon
    Avoid the Chinese knock offs.
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    I am limited to Alibaba.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    A kimono dragon? Sounds like a Japanese transexual, NTTAWWT, they probably make great pets.


    It'd be worth watching it just for Raquel. Man she was in great shape.

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    That was a great tune. I always liked that project.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Do you know of any place where donkeys wear thong underwear. I like to look at ass. (Sorry).

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I've always been partial to donkeys/burros (my favorite stuffed animal as a kid was a burro) fluffy ones in PJ's are epic. need one for my dream petting zoo

    and rideit- stretch pants and a baby bison
    skid luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post


    It'd be worth watching it just for Raquel. Man she was in great shape.
    Yabut ...... she chose poorly in her choreographer and costume designer.

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    Trouser snake

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-the-east View Post
    Trouser snake
    I see what you did there, but just the one has gotten me into plenty of trouble already.
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    kangaroo and bell bottoms

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    Gerbil and capris

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Assless chaps on asses.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    If they had an ass they would be pants.

    Or wait, are chaps considered pants or not?

    While the jury is out on chaps being pants, I'm gonna suggest a goat. They seem like cool pets and you can get rid of your lawnmower.

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    Maybe they're really long socks.

    edit: nah

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Assless chaps on asses.
    So they are chapped asses?

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