Real Peleton Xmas commercial

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 12-02-2019, 10:35 PM

THE most irritating ad of the Christmas season is getting beat up and rightfully so.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1201610153549848580

**grabtindy** · 12-02-2019, 10:40 PM

This holiday season get your loved one a Peloton because you obviously can’t pound her vagina until it’s numb. But Peloton can.
https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/...20490370330624

**Benny Profane** · 12-03-2019, 05:38 AM

The cars for Christmas commercials are much more irritating, and the most irritating is the one where the husband buys his and her pickup trucks, and she takes the dark color one, all giddy and excited. I mean, really?

**cinnepa** · 12-03-2019, 06:02 AM

^^^I LOVE IT.......I LOVE IT.

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 12-03-2019, 06:41 AM

Fuck those ads bug the everliving shit out of me, mostly the self absorbed yuppiness of it all. The narcissisim of first person Filming herself all The time.

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SB · 12-03-2019, 06:42 AM

She seems not happy, he should have got her the vacuum cleaner.

**Dantheman** · 12-03-2019, 06:58 AM

The zeal with which she attacks the Peloton clearly speaks to some deep, unfulfilled need somewhere in her life. Here she is — young, beautiful, successful, with a child and financial security– and yet, something inside her is still so obviously and utterly broken that only an unhealthy fixation on indoor cycling can help mend it.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/12/pel...lease-help-her

**Benny Profane** · 12-03-2019, 07:12 AM

"a peloton ad where the thin and hot peloton gift recipient films the peloton accumulating clothes in the guest room throughout the year and ends the video by serving her husband divorce papers"

**glademaster** · 12-03-2019, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by Dantheman

The zeal with which she attacks the Peloton clearly speaks to some deep, unfulfilled need somewhere in her life. Here she is — young, beautiful, successful, with a child and financial security– and yet, something inside her is still so obviously and utterly broken that only an unhealthy fixation on indoor cycling can help mend it.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/12/pel...lease-help-her

Yeah, but let's be honest, the underlying message of the ad is that her beauty was largely if not entirely responsible for getting her where she is. So she probably should log some hours on the bike to keep that gravy train rolling for as long as possible.

**Timberridge** · 12-03-2019, 09:31 AM

Not sure what all the angst is. A chick wants to ride a stationary bike in her living room and the internet is all fired up?
You'd preferably want to do that shit in a dedicated exercise/weight room next to the indoor lap pool and sauna but I get that not everyone has those in their home.

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 12-03-2019, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Not sure what all the angst is. A chick wants to ride a stationary bike in her living room and the internet is all fired up?

you're missing a lot.

**::: :::** · 12-03-2019, 09:51 AM

...the vapid interactions of a selfie addict...

Remember this self important douchebag?

**smmokan** · 12-03-2019, 09:53 AM

The people creating these ads have to be aware of what they're doing, right?

**DBdude** · 12-03-2019, 09:54 AM

You mean it is a bike commercial? I can’t get past I want to pin her ankles to her ears as I ravage her

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**::: :::** · 12-03-2019, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by DBdude

You mean it is a bike commercial? I can’t get past I want to pin her ankles to her ears as I ravage her

If you were strong enough to move her selfie arm out of the way for a brief moment...

I’m guessing she’s related to #sunsethearthands girl...”TAKE THE PICTURE!”

**Timberridge** · 12-03-2019, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

you're missing a lot.

of?

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 12-03-2019, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

of?

everything.

**Art Shirk** · 12-03-2019, 10:47 AM

False. This is the most annoying commercial so far this year. And it’s being played every 15 minutes.

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**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 12-03-2019, 10:53 AM

holy shit, tossing a rock at some tinder hookup?

**Soups** · 12-03-2019, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Art Shirk

False. This is the most annoying commercial so far this year. And it’s being played every 15 minutes.

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Not just annoying but insanely creepy

**TahoeJ** · 12-03-2019, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by smmokan

The people creating these ads have to be aware of what they're doing, right?

Right now they are all high-fiving each other as this is going viral...

**BmillsSkier** · 12-03-2019, 11:07 AM

Looks like a hell of a view from her house.

She should ride outside.

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 12-03-2019, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Soups

Not just annoying but insanely creepy

No shit, next step - cell phone tracker.

**The AD** · 12-03-2019, 11:17 AM

What offends me is she doesn't have anything under the bike to soak up her sweat.

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 12-03-2019, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by The AD

What offends me is she doesn't have anything under the bike to soak up her sweat.

you silly head, the housekeeper will be cleaning up any mess.

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