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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    you silly head, the housekeeper will be cleaning up any mess.
    Good point. The towel boy is probably standing just outside of the frame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    What offends me is she doesn't have anything under the bike to soak up her sweat.
    What offends me is there isn't even a custom riser for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    Right now they are all high-fiving each other as this is going viral...
    This. Saw this ad right after visiting family at Thanksgiving where about five people did peloton workouts. So Mrs. Plug and I kinda raised eyebrows at each other, then we both assumed it was a shitty and creepy ad. Well played, peloton.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    What offends me is there isn't even a custom riser for it.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/ClueHeywo...tter-parody%2F
    Holy shit. Well worth the $9k investment.

    edit: didn't realize that was a joke account. Pretty good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    you silly head, the housekeeper will be cleaning up any mess.
    WHERE THE FUCK IS CONSUELA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    WHERE THE FUCK IS CONSUELA?
    Its Berta, bitch, and she don't play that. Clean it your damn self.
    Real VTers tap trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    WHERE THE FUCK IS CONSUELA?
    SHE HAS ONE JOB!

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    It is funny that if you put a fit person on an exercise bike all of America goes off the deep end. Golf clap for Peloton getting millions in free publicity. #wahoo
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    It isn't really like Tesla free publicity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    WHERE THE FUCK IS CONSUELA?
    Rosario just passed last week
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...es-83-n1093931

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    SHE HAS ONE JOB!
    Well, now two, apparently.

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    the millennial lifestyle brand virtuous circlejerk

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    So, for the cost of a Peleton, I can get rid of the wife unit?
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Salvador Dali's autobiography...

    "More and more the sale of my paintings was coming up against the freemasonry of modern art...I therefore had to make up my mind to earn money in another way...I drew up a list of the most varied inventions, which I considered infallible...Camera masks for news reporters...Kaleidoscopic and spectral spectacles through which one would see everything transformed, to be used on automobile rides when the scenery became too boring...Shoes provided with springs to augment the pleasure of walking...
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    "a peloton ad where the thin and hot peloton gift recipient films the peloton accumulating clothes in the guest room throughout the year and ends the video by serving her husband divorce papers"
    "I had also invented objects which one never knew where to put (every place one chooses immediately appearing unsatisfactory), intended to create anxieties that would cease only the moment one got rid of them."

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    the Peloton commercial where the two exhibitionist/narcissists go at it from opposing high-rise apartments with no curtains is particularly creepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    So, for the cost of a Peleton, I can get rid of the wife unit?
    Maybe a prenup that says she gets a peleton upon divorce?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    The cars for Christmas commercials are much more irritating, and the most irritating is the one where the husband buys his and her pickup trucks, and she takes the dark color one, all giddy and excited. I mean, really?
    Other than the surface level grossness of these commercials, there's always this undercurrent that the little woman can't be trusted with an important decision like what kind of car she'd like, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    What offends me is she doesn't have anything under the bike to soak up her sweat.
    Upper middle class white women like that don't sweat, fart, or even defecate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    the millennial lifestyle brand virtuous circlejerk
    Millennials can't afford a 2500 dollar clothes hanger, and have no room in the parents basement for one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Millennials can't afford a 2500 dollar clothes hanger, and have no room in the parents basement for one.

    Yup, we blow it on nice ski vacations instead.
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    Or sell yourself short and move to Vermont.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    The cars for Christmas commercials are much more irritating, and the most irritating is the one where the husband buys his and her pickup trucks, and she takes the dark color one, all giddy and excited. I mean, really?
    I have wondered what the social psychology with these ads are, because they've been going on for decades, the car with the bow on top. They can't really expect many people both could and would do this- so maybe it's to generally fuel a "keeping up with the Jonses" feeling in viewers to buy cars?

    I once overheard one side of a phone conversation, where the woman was literally screaming at the top of her lungs at her husband who bought a new car for the family without consulting her at all. Seemed like a normal reaction to me, I wonder if they are still married.

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    The cars for Christmas commercials
    IIR, Jalopnik did an informal quiz on this, and nobody ever gave or received a car for Christmas, except somebody got a Yugo or some other POS. The bow alone cost ~$500. It was surmised that it's just car ads w/ a xmas theme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Millennials can't afford a 2500 dollar clothes hanger, and have no room in the parents basement for one.
    $0 down $58 a month for 39 months. This is ‘murica

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    I "bought" my now wife a car with a bow on it when I was 23. It was a zero down lease, in her name (not sure how I pulled that off). The payment was 500 bucks and I was making 3k a month if I was lucky--just the sort of bullshit personal finance decision that big Corp and credit companies are counting on young dumbshits to make over and over.

    Anyway, just because it doesnt make sense to you, that doesn't mean it isn't happening. There are a lot of idiots out there who don't know any better until they do.

    As for this peloton thing, who gives a shit. So many assumptions being made as a foundation of all the criticism. My wife is my partner in crime till death do us part, and even then God help whoever tries. She works hard for her money/our money. Same difference to us. We buy each other shit all the time even though either of us could buy it for ourselves. She still gets giddy like a slutty little gold digger with daddy issues, even though only 2 of those 3 attributes apply.

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