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11-08-2019, 11:11 AM #1Head down, push foreword
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I love my dog and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...
I love my (wife’s) dog and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...
Traveling with her is redonkulas. Extra $100 each way for a 5lb dog in a handbag. Then we are limited by where we can stay, where we can eat and where we can walk.
Every damn time I say to mrs steepy-> let’s leave her with my parents, she loves them... But no ->she (translated: mrs steepy) will miss us too much... 😐
So we give her Benadryl and take her with us ...over and over.
So yesterday we go to the zoo. As we will every damn day we are here (we have year passes and the kiddo loves it) poor doge is left hanging at home alone all damn day.
Before the zoo most days starts out with a walk on the beach. Two options -> both places are disgusting piss ridden sand. She gets pummeled by bigger dogs on the regular. Wife thinks she likes it but I’m skeptical. At least the boardwalk is open to dogs early morning and late eve.
But the kicker was having friends over last night. The dog does not like one of our friends dogs at all. Never has. But my wife has watched some Cezar Milan or whatever the fuck his name is and now she is a goddamn dog whisperer.
All fucking night it’s Chihuahua yapping and schreeching... followed by a “oh they just need to work it out”. Or a “see they are talking and trying to be friends”. I can’t even. How do educated people with their shit together turn into absolute morons when it comes to what makes dogs happy.
Side note; Kiddo had fun chasing them around all night and ended up sleeping like a rock till just now... so that’s good. We enjoyed the extra 2-3 hours this morning...
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11-08-2019, 11:14 AM #2Head down, push foreword
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11-08-2019, 11:23 AM #3Head down, push foreword
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11-08-2019, 11:25 AM #4
Report the mutt to your home insurance carrier. That will solve the problem, or you have no insurance. Her call.
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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11-08-2019, 11:28 AM #5
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11-08-2019, 11:28 AM #6
Came home yesterday to our lunkhead shepinois dragging my $1000 binoculars around the living room for a good time.
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11-08-2019, 12:12 PM #7
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11-08-2019, 12:16 PM #8Registered User
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Lower pic looks like doggy was doing a selfie
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11-08-2019, 12:16 PM #9
I once knew a chow-chow that went through a 2" oak door. Not to be misunderestimated.
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11-08-2019, 12:19 PM #10
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11-08-2019, 12:21 PM #11Registered User
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I kick my wife's dog about once a day. One thing he recently picked up in his old age was not giving a fuck about listening to us humans. He now gets on the counter to eat food or just steals food right from our 2 or 5 year old without hesitation. He doesn't cower when I come running in or care he's in trouble. He just *is*.
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11-08-2019, 12:31 PM #12Head down, push foreword
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11-08-2019, 01:18 PM #13
you lost me there..
Our oldest Greyhound is pushin 14 & 1/2 and walking her every 4-6 hours to avoid issues inside ( which have never been an issue in first 9+ years of having her) is getting to me. One of us has to stay up late, one up early. But well worth it for the years of being the perfect dog from small NYC apt to CT house.
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11-08-2019, 02:01 PM #14Registered User
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the guy I worked with at the paddling shop had a real shit head dog
So i'm talking to a customer "oh you got a TDi so do I, great car eh, is that I see a lab in the back they are great dogs ? "
buddy sez"I don't have a dog"
shit head had easily leaped thru the widow which was down maybe 12" and had ate the pie buddy had just bought at the farmers marketLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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11-08-2019, 02:39 PM #15
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11-08-2019, 03:29 PM #16Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-08-2019, 03:33 PM #17
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11-08-2019, 04:01 PM #18
That scene just kills me every time.
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11-08-2019, 04:08 PM #19Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-08-2019, 04:44 PM #20
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11-08-2019, 04:54 PM #21Registered User
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11-08-2019, 04:55 PM #22
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11-08-2019, 07:31 PM #23
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11-08-2019, 07:40 PM #24
My old dog has developed the exact same attitude. Yeah, I did that and I'm aware that I'm old and don't give a fuck because I know that there aren't any repercussions anymore. She's pretty well behaved but could give a fuck whatever command I or my partner just said. Her poor hearing has resulted in her just wandering off so no more off leash shenanigans and she gets left home more now.
Same here with the bladder control but not that bad. We've started limiting her water and a bunch of trips around the block. Apparently getting up off the faux wood floor results in a loss of bladder control.
The bright side is I don't own a yippy little fucker who I refer to as "my wife's dog."
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11-08-2019, 07:44 PM #25
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