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    I love my dog and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

    I love my (wife’s) dog and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

    Traveling with her is redonkulas. Extra $100 each way for a 5lb dog in a handbag. Then we are limited by where we can stay, where we can eat and where we can walk.

    Every damn time I say to mrs steepy-> let’s leave her with my parents, she loves them... But no ->she (translated: mrs steepy) will miss us too much... 😐

    So we give her Benadryl and take her with us ...over and over.

    So yesterday we go to the zoo. As we will every damn day we are here (we have year passes and the kiddo loves it) poor doge is left hanging at home alone all damn day.

    Before the zoo most days starts out with a walk on the beach. Two options -> both places are disgusting piss ridden sand. She gets pummeled by bigger dogs on the regular. Wife thinks she likes it but I’m skeptical. At least the boardwalk is open to dogs early morning and late eve.

    But the kicker was having friends over last night. The dog does not like one of our friends dogs at all. Never has. But my wife has watched some Cezar Milan or whatever the fuck his name is and now she is a goddamn dog whisperer.

    All fucking night it’s Chihuahua yapping and schreeching... followed by a “oh they just need to work it out”. Or a “see they are talking and trying to be friends”. I can’t even. How do educated people with their shit together turn into absolute morons when it comes to what makes dogs happy.

    Side note; Kiddo had fun chasing them around all night and ended up sleeping like a rock till just now... so that’s good. We enjoyed the extra 2-3 hours this morning...

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    Our dog
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    Report the mutt to your home insurance carrier. That will solve the problem, or you have no insurance. Her call.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by steepconcrete View Post
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    Danger.

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    Came home yesterday to our lunkhead shepinois dragging my $1000 binoculars around the living room for a good time.

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    “Don’t leave me alone in the laundry room...”

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    “Oh, you replaced it with a solid core door? Pfft...”

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    Lower pic looks like doggy was doing a selfie

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    I once knew a chow-chow that went through a 2" oak door. Not to be misunderestimated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steepconcrete View Post
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    Hi sweetie!

    U no bites big manperson pls!

    Kthxbye

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    I kick my wife's dog about once a day. One thing he recently picked up in his old age was not giving a fuck about listening to us humans. He now gets on the counter to eat food or just steals food right from our 2 or 5 year old without hesitation. He doesn't cower when I come running in or care he's in trouble. He just *is*.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Lower pic looks like doggy was doing a selfie
    First pic is our dog.

    Second is the friends dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steepconcrete View Post
    I love my (wife’s) dog and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

    Traveling with her is redonkulas. Extra $100 each way for a 5lb dog in a handbag..
    you lost me there..

    Our oldest Greyhound is pushin 14 & 1/2 and walking her every 4-6 hours to avoid issues inside ( which have never been an issue in first 9+ years of having her) is getting to me. One of us has to stay up late, one up early. But well worth it for the years of being the perfect dog from small NYC apt to CT house.

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    the guy I worked with at the paddling shop had a real shit head dog

    So i'm talking to a customer "oh you got a TDi so do I, great car eh, is that I see a lab in the back they are great dogs ? "

    buddy sez"I don't have a dog"

    shit head had easily leaped thru the widow which was down maybe 12" and had ate the pie buddy had just bought at the farmers market
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    vibes
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the guy I worked with at the paddling shop had a real shit head dog

    So i'm talking to a customer "oh you got a TDi so do I, great car eh, is that I see a lab in the back they are great dogs ? "

    buddy sez"I don't have a dog"

    shit head had easily leaped thru the widow which was down maybe 12" and had ate the pie buddy had just bought at the farmers market
    LOL

    Does your dog bite?

    No.

    Ouch! Hey, your dog bit me!

    That's not my dog.

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    That scene just kills me every time.

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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    you lost me there..

    Our oldest Greyhound is pushin 14 & 1/2 and walking her every 4-6 hours to avoid issues inside ( which have never been an issue in first 9+ years of having her) is getting to me. One of us has to stay up late, one up early. But well worth it for the years of being the perfect dog from small NYC apt to CT house.
    Are you in CT now? Where?

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    Maybe get an exercise wheel for that guinea pig of a dog?
    Tired dogs are good dogs. Plus, you can rig up a dynamo to a power pack and you'll always have juice for your phone!
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Maybe get an exercise wheel for that guinea pig of a dog?
    Tired dogs are good dogs. Plus, you can rig up a dynamo to a power pack and you'll always have juice for your phone!
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    I kick my wife's dog about once a day. One thing he recently picked up in his old age was not giving a fuck about listening to us humans. He now gets on the counter to eat food or just steals food right from our 2 or 5 year old without hesitation. He doesn't cower when I come running in or care he's in trouble. He just *is*.
    My old dog has developed the exact same attitude. Yeah, I did that and I'm aware that I'm old and don't give a fuck because I know that there aren't any repercussions anymore. She's pretty well behaved but could give a fuck whatever command I or my partner just said. Her poor hearing has resulted in her just wandering off so no more off leash shenanigans and she gets left home more now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    you lost me there..

    Our oldest Greyhound is pushin 14 & 1/2 and walking her every 4-6 hours to avoid issues inside ( which have never been an issue in first 9+ years of having her) is getting to me. One of us has to stay up late, one up early. But well worth it for the years of being the perfect dog from small NYC apt to CT house.
    Same here with the bladder control but not that bad. We've started limiting her water and a bunch of trips around the block. Apparently getting up off the faux wood floor results in a loss of bladder control.

    The bright side is I don't own a yippy little fucker who I refer to as "my wife's dog."

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    Can I assume muted's use of the work kick is a little hyperbolic?
    Because fuck, man, really? You kick a dog?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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