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  1. #1
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    This is Tech Talk.

    So, when, in that time, where you need to get that tuning time, and you need all your tools. Aaand your woman be like, whoah, whaaat?

    And, you are just like, Hello#@@!!, I'm right here, I'm gettine down. Is that "OK"?

    Well, maybe, babye. What you got for me?

    Ohhh, I got's you, I got your junk, I want that junk. It's my junk!, Your, fucking JUNK!\\???///

    OK, let's get junky, OK honey, lean back, bump, I still love you:

    https://soundcloud.com/dj-dane/sunri...he-dusty-rhino

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    ok
    watch out for snakes

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    Padded Room JONG

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    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

    "welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.

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    I thought this was Sparta.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    smoke first, then post crack


    or something
    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

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    This is Tech Talk.

    Wut teh wut?

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    So you were removed from late nite drunken ski tuning for a mandatory wifebang. Then you made this insane thread. Then you fell asleep.



    Your wax iron is still smoking in the basement.
    Your electric bill is going to be $500.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Do you shave your asshole or does she like to floss

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    Excellent work, everyone. Bravo.
    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

    "welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.

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    Holy crap phenomenal photoshop work there folks!
    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

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    I am still laughing.
    watch out for snakes

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    The reflection in the goggles. Bravo!


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    This is Tech Talk.

    Heh, good job team!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    So you were removed from late nite drunken ski tuning for a mandatory wifebang. Then you made this insane thread. Then you fell asleep.



    Your wax iron is still smoking in the basement.
    Your electric bill is going to be $500.
    Mandatory wifebang... Even wifey gets your drift

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    Gold....



    But we're still missing the AAR MTM

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