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10-25-2019, 11:45 AM #1
Alpentalics Anonymous, a 12-Step Invitational, Feb 13-15, 2020
What are the Twelve Steps of Alpentalics Anonymous?
The Twelve Steps are a set of guiding principles in Stoke Addiction Treatment that outline actions for tackling problems including Alpentalism, Drug Addiction, and Powder Compulsion.
Step 1: Admit that you are powerless over Alpental; that your life has become unmanageable.
Step 2: Come to believe that a Powder greater and deeper than yourself could restore you to sanity.
Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will, your ski tips, and your life over to the care of Jah as you understand Him.
Step 4: Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself and your gear closet.
Step 5: Admit to Jah, to yourself, and to another Maggot the exact nature of your wrongs.
Step 6: Be entirely ready to have Jah remove all these defects of character.
Step 7: Humbly ask Jah to remove your shortcomings and your short skis.
Step 8: Make a list of all Maggots you have harmed or wish to meet, and become willing to make amends to them all.
Step 9: Make direct amends to such Maggots wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or diminish their stoke.
Step 10: Continue to take personal inventory, and when you are a JONG, promptly admit it.
Step 11: Seek through Powder and Medication to improve your conscious contact with Jah, as you understand Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for you and the Powder to carry that out.
Step 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, you are to carry this message to other Alpentalics, even if they have not yet come to embrace their Alpentalism, and to practice these principles in all your affairs.
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A bake sale will be held at the event, with proceeds benefiting the Pediatric Brain Tumor Research Fund.
Art, artifacts, widgets, gear, and of course baked goods are encouraged for donation to the sale.
Come ski with your friends, all you lurking motherfuckers!
Ski-offs are encouraged and handled as such: the winner provides beer. I am already making arrangements for kegs .
Last edited by Norseman; 10-25-2019 at 01:54 PM.
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10-25-2019, 12:02 PM #2
Count me in. I need help.
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10-25-2019, 12:02 PM #3Registered User
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Marked in blood on the calendar.
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10-25-2019, 12:17 PM #4
Not this year for us, but happy to see it will live on
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10-25-2019, 12:23 PM #5Registered User
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I have a problem with Alpentalism.
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10-25-2019, 12:23 PM #6
Jah! Ras ta Far I, Haile Selassie. King of Kings. Lord of lords.
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Walking down Babylon lane
trying to live my life in Peace
two young men call me not their Brother
They try to make I feel ashamed
But I love I Jah yeah, he tell me not to be that way
Oh I love I Jah, I gotta keep my PMA
My lovely sister, judge me by my clothes yeah
Only to learn her mistake, not everyone's alike
We're not all uptight
no fuss, no fight
Cool that way
Cool that way
I love I Jah
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Might stop in Walla Walla this time, see what's there...
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10-25-2019, 12:27 PM #7
Check. I'm in
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10-25-2019, 12:32 PM #8
If it's as mediocre as last year, I'm definitely in.
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10-25-2019, 12:46 PM #9
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10-25-2019, 12:50 PM #10Move upside and let the man go through...
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10-25-2019, 01:29 PM #11
Alpentalics Anonymous, a 12-Step Invitational, Feb 13-15, 2020
Alpen, chronic, habitual.
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10-25-2019, 01:35 PM #12Banned
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Lord knows I won't have anything better to do over Valentine's Day. Hopefully this year I won't realize I forgot my helmet, goggles and gloves as I drive past exit 48.
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10-25-2019, 01:57 PM #13
Powderskirts are optional but the house rules prohibit retribution for taking a glance up said skirt.
Whining about any matter relating to powderskirts, including the presence of Maritime Pow beyond the boundary of the skirt, shall provide immediate grounds for a ski-off.
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10-25-2019, 02:18 PM #14
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10-25-2019, 02:18 PM #15
Aw, you might find the gal of your dreams by then, bro.
Wait, no. NOBODY has anything better to do over Valentine's day. If your gal is worth her salt, she'll come to the party, too.
Folks of all shapes and sizes and genders, please feel welcome. Skiing isn't even mandatory. Gimps and wimps, come out, too... you could have a blast just by holding down a chair between mob laps.
Will KQ come out??
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10-25-2019, 02:49 PM #16Banned
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10-25-2019, 02:52 PM #17
In as well! Let’s get a house rolling.
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10-25-2019, 02:55 PM #18
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10-25-2019, 03:49 PM #19
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10-25-2019, 04:52 PM #20
wish I could, that looks tasty. one of these years...
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-25-2019, 04:54 PM #21
Canucks allowed? Can't make those dates but those pics make me want to check the place out. Will try this winter.
www.skevikskis.com Check em out!
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10-25-2019, 05:00 PM #22
Oh, I guess. Even with the dark star gravitation of Mount Dweebus and it's Interstellar Umbrellar, I might be able to escape my orbit to hang with the k00ks.
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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10-25-2019, 05:02 PM #23
Divego clan is in.
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10-25-2019, 05:06 PM #24
Sent — who’s all in? I don’t mind taking lead in the house.
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10-25-2019, 05:08 PM #25
btw, nice pics. Got any from Yurp?
::Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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