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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    That's another problem, I don't have the curves for it either. 32" waist, long legs and an ass you can bounce a quarter off of, so maybe I need to go slutty lawyer?

    Wait.
    Well, now you're just a braggart.

    Nobody like a braggart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Well, now you're just a braggart.

    Nobody like a braggart.

    But I said I'm flat chested and built like a pencil

    All this PC shit is making Halloween really hard.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    But I said I'm flat chested and built like a pencil

    All this PC shit is making Halloween really hard.
    So what's your preferred pronoun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    So what's your preferred pronoun?
    Steve.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Halloween is my birthday...and i am of the opinion that people should get their freak on, or not.
    Hope that helps!
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    It seems like Halloween has been trending toward more of an adult holiday for a while now, which is sort of BS in my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    It seems like Halloween has been trending toward more of an adult holiday for a while now, which is sort of BS in my opinion.
    Especially if we can't have the nurses anymore.

    Or the sombreros.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Halloween kicks ass. Quit being such a wet sandwich.
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    Damn Christian appropriation. It was never about the kids, just like Yule was never about a baby's birth, or Easter about death and resurrection. You followers of Abraham ruins everything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCMtnHound View Post
    Damn Christian appropriation. It was never about the kids, just like Yule was never about a baby's birth, or Easter about death and resurrection. You followers of Abraham ruins everything!
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    No blackface, you never know when you will end up as a head of State and be crucified for that choice.
    Ooof!

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    How about going as Jesse Smollette with two Nigerians in MAGA hats?
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    How about going as Jesse Smollette with two Nigerians in MAGA hats?
    I'm always curious to see what the big "oh that's too soon" costume will be.

    I remember a lot of Steve McNairs, Michael Jacksons, Sigfried (or was it Roy) and the big cat that ate his face...
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    elementary school in Ct has early dismissal and a Halloween parade so ....
    get your pagan on CT!
    Gawd, they love that holiday in my town. It's a really big deal.

    Let's do some livin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Gawd, they love that holiday in my town. It's a really big deal.
    They do Halloween in Firenze?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'm always curious to see what the big "oh that's too soon" costume will be.

    I remember a lot of Steve McNairs, Michael Jacksons, Sigfried (or was it Roy) and the big cat that ate his face...
    Payne Stewart and the priest costume with the little boy attached to the genitals.


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    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'm always curious to see what the big "oh that's too soon" costume will be.

    I remember a lot of Steve McNairs, Michael Jacksons, Sigfried (or was it Roy) and the big cat that ate his face...
    Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi?
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Payne Stewart
    Died twenty years ago last Friday, by the way. Time flies.

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    I see what you did there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Srsly, though - Halloween horseshit has never belonged in school. School is for... you know, school shit. Besides, Halloween is a dumb "holiday"...

    Same can be said for, well, just about every other holiday.

    How's that for Old Codger "Get off my lawn," eh?
    It is a frustratingly dumb holiday. 2 years in a row we didn't have a single trick or treater so this year we didn't get any candy and we're going out from 5-9pm so we don't have to deal with it at all.

    Bah humbug...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Gawd, they love that holiday in my town. It's a really big deal.
    Just in case you hadn't noticed, your town is fucked up. I mean really, who arrests 12 year olds for riding their bikes on the rail trail rather than the roads. Your town does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    Just in case you hadn't noticed, your town is fucked up. I mean really, who arrests 12 year olds for riding their bikes on the rail trail rather than the roads. Your town does.
    What? Tell me more.


    I deserve at least a ticket for some of the crap I pull on a road bike, but, no.

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    Shred or die?
    I still call it The Jake.

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