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  1. #176
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    It's discrimination for someone to think you're as old as your age.

    Ha!
    They should roast the other generations too!

  2. #177
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Well then, aren't you a special snowflake.
    I'm actually a hailstone.
    See where assuming gets you?

  3. #178
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    "Do your own fucking Math".
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

  4. #179
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    .....

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
    Listen up, maggots.
    You are not special.
    You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
    You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

  5. #180
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    Get that guy a participation medal, somebody, wouldja?

  6. #181
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    "Don't worry. The world will be fine after we leave it."

  7. #182
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    Hi all, millennial here, checking in. For god sakes can you please stop using plastic straws and save the fuckin turtles?

  8. #183
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    no.

  9. #184
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefortrees View Post
    Hi all, millennial here, checking in. For god sakes can you please stop using plastic straws and save the fuckin turtles?
    No problem.

    My genius wife decided she’s done with plastic straws so she orders silicone straws from Amazon. Larger than needed box arrives, straws wrapped in plastic bubble wrap and each of the 10 straws comes in it’s very own useless plastic travel case.

    Saving the environment one useless purchase at a time.

    I say “hey, hows about ya-don’t use straws?”

    Yadda yadda yadda......

    Any divorce attorneys here?


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  10. #185
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    when George Harrison says you're the coolest dude he ever met
    theres probably a real good reason why
    Tom Petty didn't ever wear
    flat brimmed trucker hats
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

  11. #186
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powder Ho View Post
    If I was born a boomer, but self identify as a millennial, do I have to hate myself?
    yes, but you may be the only one that does

  12. #187
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    No problem.

    My genius wife decided she’s done with plastic straws so she orders silicone straws from Amazon. Larger than needed box arrives, straws wrapped in plastic bubble wrap and each of the 10 straws comes in it’s very own useless plastic travel case.

    Saving the environment one useless purchase at a time.

    I say “hey, hows about ya-don’t use straws?”

    Yadda yadda yadda......

    Any divorce attorneys here?


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    That's like buying a Tesla to park in the driveway of your 4500 sq ft house with a heated pool.

  13. #188
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  14. #189
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    That's all well and good until you're drinking a bubble tea, and you need the straw so you lodge a tapioca ball in your trachea.

  15. #190
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit View Post
    That's all well and good until you're drinking a bubble tea, and you need the straw so you lodge a tapioca ball in your trachea.
    Bubble tea is pretty fucked up. Who thought that would be a good idea?

  16. #191
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Bubble tea is pretty fucked up. Who thought that would be a good idea?
    The guy that’s making $ off of it?
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

  17. #192
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    This is a great point. Other than a milk shake I don't understand why you need a straw to drink anything [ok, maybe bubble tea. I've never had it].

  18. #193
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    This is a great point. Other than a milk shake I don't understand why you need a straw to drink anything [ok, maybe bubble tea. I've never had it].
    Well, buck toothed people with teeth sensitivity issues maybe?

    Surely there is a dentist here that can opine.




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  19. #194
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    Make yourself useful.

    Go rake some leaves.
    watch out for snakes

  20. #195
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Make yourself useful.

    Go rake some leaves.
    Whoa!

    Macro aggression right there.


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  21. #196
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    strawman.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

  22. #197
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Make yourself useful.
    Go rake some leaves.
    Get off my lawn https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...king-Etiquette







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  24. #199
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    Quote Originally Posted by highangle View Post
    Are you sure he identifies as a guy?

    Kinda presumptuous don’t ya think?

    Be woke.


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  25. #200
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    Quote Originally Posted by highangle View Post
    Does seem like a cool guy. At least he's thinking about things.

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