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10-18-2019, 04:50 PM #151Banned
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Come at me, bro.
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10-18-2019, 04:54 PM #152Banned
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10-18-2019, 04:54 PM #153“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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10-18-2019, 04:56 PM #154
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10-18-2019, 04:57 PM #155Banned
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10-18-2019, 05:05 PM #156glocal
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SOMETHING YOU NEVER SAY TO A MILLENIAL . . .
Go turn the antenna a little.
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10-18-2019, 05:17 PM #157
Retard is both a noun and a verb.
Verb! That's what's happening.Move upside and let the man go through...
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10-18-2019, 05:25 PM #158
Hey Junior, here's ten bucks. Go fill up my car, get me a pack of Lark's and you can keep the change.
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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10-18-2019, 07:48 PM #159
If I was born a boomer, but self identify as a millennial, do I have to hate myself?
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10-18-2019, 07:53 PM #160
Are you Ed Hardy?
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10-18-2019, 08:14 PM #161
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10-18-2019, 08:40 PM #162
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10-18-2019, 09:15 PM #163
Can you drive a stick?
"We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch
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10-18-2019, 09:19 PM #164
Just tap the brakes on snow.
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10-18-2019, 09:20 PM #165
Holy shit that’s funny.
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10-19-2019, 03:27 AM #166
loving the snl and above!
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10-19-2019, 03:30 AM #167
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10-19-2019, 05:08 AM #168
Boomers: "These kids spend too much time on their phones."
Also Boomers: "I need someone to show me how to work my damn phone."
Gen X: "Fuck you and your phone. I have to forward this email to my younger coworkers so they know I'm still cool." *plays air guitar*
Millenials: "You have to turn it on first. Hold that button down for 3 seconds."
Boomers and Gen X: "Millenials are stupid, worthless and poor. Fuck them."
Millenials: "You're conflating Gen Z with Millenials, but I also don't identify as a Millenial.."
Gen Z: "I'm offended. I'm only 17, but I listen to classic rock and drink organic free range vegan coffee sourced from a 3rd world sustainable farm that only hires transgendered people. I'm so woke right now."
Gen Alpha: "I need a phone now that I've turned 5 years old."
Millenial and Gen X: "Here's your $800 phone."
Also Millenials: "Can't pay my student loans because Boomers fucked this world up."
Boomers: "Can't retire cause Millenials are lazy as fuck (but I really lost half my savings in the last recession due to someone else's ignorance)."
Millenials: "Can't get a job cause Boomers won't retire."
Gen X: "Did you get my cool email?"
Gen Alpha: "What the fuck is email? Don't you have Tik Tok?"
Gen X: No. Just cool emails."
Gen Alpha: "???"
Millenials: "Email is kind of like Tik Tok, but you have to read it.."
Gen Alpha: "I can't read yet."
Gen X: "What the fuck is Tik Tok?"
Millenials: "It's kind of like your lame ass emails, but you have to watch it.."
Gen Z: "Guys.. I mean.. Whichever pronoun you prefer.. I'm still offended."
Boomers: "Ok. My phone is on. Now what?"
Gen X: "Check your email, then go fuck yourself.."
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"Skiing is the easy part, Carl."
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10-19-2019, 05:25 AM #169
"blame is the dis-charge of uncomfortable feelings'
brene brown.
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10-19-2019, 05:26 AM #170I drink it up
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10-19-2019, 06:02 AM #171Registered User
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Who do I complain to if I fall into the early millenial demographic but identify as part of the greatest generation?
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10-19-2019, 06:07 AM #172
PM Rontele
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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10-19-2019, 06:15 AM #173
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10-19-2019, 08:10 AM #174
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10-19-2019, 09:27 AM #175
"That manbun makes you look more like a soccer mom than a samurai."
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