Banning of the Drive Thru. It's a thing.

[fastfred]

Wait. They banned porn? Wtf?

And I hope they haven't banned that Starbucks drive thru in Frisco at I70. Fuck that.

breckenridge bro, frisco and trailerthorne are just trashy interstate pull offs that need to feed the masses after they scale the tunnel or vail pass

not sure why you just don't go into starbucks benny, maybe you could score yourself a gilf while waiting in line

[Benny Profane]

breckenridge bro, frisco and trailerthorne are just trashy interstate pull offs that need to feed the masses after they scale the tunnel or vail pass

not sure why you just don't go into starbucks benny, maybe you could score yourself a gilf while waiting in line

There's gilfs in Summit? Wait, there's women in Summit?

[Foggy_Goggles]

There's gilfs in Summit? Wait, there's women in Summit?

Wait...you really comparing Colorado Mountain Pussy to Westchester Pussy? I'd glad there are still people like you that keep believing twenty year old sterotypes. If people knew what it was really like, this motha fucka would be even more crowded.

No good jobs...check

Can't get laid...check

Don't forget about the weather...that sucks too

[Benny Profane]

Mountain towns, where fat, ugly girls have attitude.

[iceman]

DTs are big in Maryland. Fucking lazy fuckers.

Man you need to visit some other states.

[Benny Profane]

breckenridge bro, frisco and trailerthorne are just trashy interstate pull offs that need to feed the masses after they scale the tunnel or vail pass

not sure why you just don't go into starbucks benny, maybe you could score yourself a gilf while waiting in line

Just dawned on me that they should develop two lane drive thrus. One for ordering there, and the other for ordering ahead.

[fastfred]

There's gilfs in Summit? Wait, there's women in Summit?

are you going to spend another winter out here? Did you score a rental for this season?
your doing it wrong
can't you ride your bike today benny?

I'll take summit county pussy over beat up westchester/downstate/connecticut pussy any day

[Benny Profane]

It's raining.

Something tells me that you're like most, you'll take what you can get.

[Game Over]

Lesbians, when fat, ugly girls have attitude.

This is also true

[Foggy_Goggles]

Benny, why are you hitting on the fat ones? You seem like for whatever reason you find yourself surrounded by the worst of the worst when you are in Colorado. Again, our marketing department needs this kinda of bottom feeder doing the promotions. Just like anywhere else, it is what you make of it. Go the the laundromat on a Sunday afternoon in Mt Kisco, I'm sure you'll find some washed up haggard chicks there too.

[fastfred]

It's raining.

Something tells me that you're like most, you'll take what you can get.

oh benny please, I have high standards my current old lady is from greenwich

come on out and hang with me, I'll show you how it really is, I'll even rent you a room in my house
sorry about the rain, it's snowing here, when I'm done with work I'll ski for you

Go the the laundromat on a Sunday afternoon in Mt Kisco, I'm sure you'll find some washed up haggard chicks there too.

LOL

[Meadow Skipper]

You're married?

With kids apparently. Wonders never cease.

[Buster Highmen]

With kids apparently. Wonders never cease.

Shoe salesman?

[Benny Profane]

Benny, why are you hitting on the fat ones? You seem like for whatever reason you find yourself surrounded by the worst of the worst when you are in Colorado. Again, our marketing department needs this kinda of bottom feeder doing the promotions. Just like anywhere else, it is what you make of it. Go the the laundromat on a Sunday afternoon in Mt Kisco, I'm sure you'll find some washed up haggard chicks there too.

No, you find Latinos, because they're the only people in Westchester who actually use a laundromat. And, the hot Latino girls figured out a long time ago how not to get stuck in a laundromat, or are on baby 3, folding other people's underwear.
You know, now that I think of it, my town doesn't even have a laundromat. I wonder if they're zoned out.

Now Foggy, this topic is as old as these forums, and every time I see the numbers, ski towns, in general, are 10-1 male to female. Very old story. The good ones are scooped up immediately. Like good jobs. I mean, c'mon, if we could make bank, at least enough bank to afford a nice home in a good ski town and a great car and all the expensive toys you need there, and get laid a lot, don't you think we'd all be living there?

[fastfred]

Now Foggy, this topic is as old as these forums, and every time I see the numbers, ski towns, in general, are 10-1 male to female. Very old story. The good ones are scooped up immediately. Like good jobs. I mean, c'mon, if we could make bank, at least enough bank to afford a nice home in a good ski town and a great car and all the expensive toys you need there, and get laid a lot, don't you think we'd all be living there?

benny's laundry mat pick up lines:
"are those your ski pants?"
"do you wear ski pants to work outside in the winter?"
"are you homeless and wear ski pants to keep warm?"

and benny you just desrcibed my life
women are like drive threws, you tell them what you want, idle around for a few minutes, leave and go home happy

[plugboots]

Just dawned on me that they should develop two lane drive thrus. One for ordering there, and the other for ordering ahead.

Don’t turtle me bro.

[frorider]

benny's laundry mat pick up lines:

“Are you done with that sandwich?”

[SB]

What detergent gets out semen stain from ski pants?

[Benny Profane]

benny's laundry mat pick up lines:
"are those your ski pants?"
"do you wear ski pants to work outside in the winter?"
"are you homeless and wear ski pants to keep warm?"

and benny you just desrcibed my life
women are like drive threws, you tell them what you want, idle around for a few minutes, leave and go home happy

If only.

[Grape_Ape]

How many calories you figure you burn walking across the parking lot and standing in line?

At least 3.

[BmillsSkier]

“Are you done with that sandwich?”

Just dropped my phone at that one.