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    But, do you like sauerkraut? (Help me keep my batch alive!)

    This is a HIGHLY debated subject amongst my family and friend recently, because you either love it or hate it. So far the love team consists of my 1.5 year old son (that confused mother fucker in my head shot), brother, grandfather, and all my friends who get down with cool shit. The hate team consists of my wife and all her friends. Theyíre all talking shit on this 25lb vat of sauerkraut I will have fermenting in the kitchen for the next month. This situation got me thinking, where do the mags stand? Do you want to eat my kraut? Or would you like it to die in a fire? Am I incorrect cause you think it tastes like horse ass, or am I right cause it shreds your taste buds harder than randy savage on the coke binge of a lifetime? This sounds like a subject that needs to be debated amongst you fine opinionated folks. If your argument is convincing enough and my batch is not sabotaged I will mail you a can so you can throw it in the lake or eat it with your next Reuben.



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    I love it but that vat is gonna stink up your kitchen....

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    I like it, but you know you can just buy the stuff, right?

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    I always make Kraut. Never in that size. I ferment it in 1 lt masons with a bubbler. What is your question? I love Kraut. I always have it. What is the bet?
    Did I say I love.. Never mind. Ha.
    I Kraut.
    Now step up your Kimchi game. Then we can talk.

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    Mmmmmmm kraut.

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    I luv me sum sauerkraut. Had it last evening with Teton cheese/jalapeno kielbasa and all cooked in my home brewed beer.
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    Sauerkraut!

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    Love always and forever


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhiler17 View Post
    The hate team consists of my wife and all her friends.

    where do the mags stand?
    Obvious answer is obvious.

    "the mags" want to see pics of your wife's tits, plus nekid pics of these friends of hers.


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    Harry speaks the truth

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    What kind of philistine hates kraut? You gotta screen wives up front, man.

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    at a minimum, we at least need pics of the kraut.....

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    Ze Kraut is good
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    How do the friends feel about Reubens? Make a good one and they may change their tune.

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    Liter of Pendelton and little man for scale.
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    He canít wait to get his grubby dick beaters on this stuff
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    He also says suck ass for asking for momís tits.


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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    How do the friends feel about Reubens? Make a good one and they may change their tune.

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    Reubans are sweet. Kraut dust sounds weird. I may just send you some to save your taste buds.


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    Love kraut! My favorite way to cook ribs is with kraut and taters.

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    What is the debate about? Her friends eat a lot and there isnít enough to go around? I know your giant crock is full but just suck it up and buy a bunch of jars and make another batch. That way you can squirrel away a couple jars so the girls donít eat it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhiler17 View Post
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    He also says suck ass for asking for momís tits.
    Well thatís just selfish!

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    I love kraut. My daughter leaves the room when I open the jar.

    Been buying the stuff from Costco lately, Wild Brine. Good stuff.

    Been out of kimchi for a week or two, need to go buy some more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhiler17 View Post
    Reubans are sweet. Kraut dust sounds weird. I may just send you some to save your taste buds.


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    Just remembered I've had a powdered Reuben from Nathan mhyrvold and company. Came in a little wax paper baggie. It was interesting. Tasted like a sandwich but pretty much was just enough to make me want a real one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OregonDead View Post
    What is the debate about? Her friends eat a lot and there isnít enough to go around? I know your giant crock is full but just suck it up and buy a bunch of jars and make another batch. That way you can squirrel away a couple jars so the girls donít eat it all
    Sorry if unclear. Theyíre mad Iím making it cause it stinks. It has to ferment for a month. The debate is if they should deal with it or if my kraut gets executed.


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    Same boat. I'm drying my homegrown in the house because I'm afraid it's too cold and wet to cure in the barn..the good news is it's in the same room as the kitty litter so it's a net positive

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    Oh. Same advice then. Make a second secret batch.
    Keep lobbying for the first batch and hopefully you will just have twice as much.
    In any case the second batch will be proof that it actually doesnít stink and you are going to make as much kraut as you please
    Quote Originally Posted by Dhiler17 View Post
    Sorry if unclear. Theyíre mad Iím making it cause it stinks. It has to ferment for a month. The debate is if they should deal with it or if my kraut gets executed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OregonDead View Post
    Oh. Same advice then. Make a second secret batch.
    Keep lobbying for the first batch and hopefully you will just have twice as much.
    In any case the second batch will be proof that it actually doesnít stink and you are going to make as much kraut as you please
    I like where youíre going with this. Unfortunately I donít have a hidey hole for my vat. And our shop is under construction so thatís out of the picture. Thankfully we have come to an agreement and it will live! For now....


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