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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    You old fucks are doing it wrong. Go online, place your order, have people bring it to you. Problem solved.
    I'm definitely on the younger side here and I forego online ordering for two reasons:

    1) Free samples

    2) Have you seen the talent at my neighborhood Whole Foods and Trader Joes?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot View Post
    Did the color of his skin make all the difference in the story?
    An angry black dude woulda kicked Benny's white ass.

    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    2) Have you seen the talent at my neighborhood Whole Foods and Trader Joes?
    Don't be afraid to post up some pics in the creepy thread.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    You old fucks are doing it wrong. Go online, place your order, have people bring it to you. Problem solved.
    But, but, I want to squeeze the peaches myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot View Post
    Did the color of his skin make all the difference in the story?
    Jezuz, dude, don't you watch the news? We have an angry old white guy epidemic in this country. Besides, the closest angry black guy is about 25 miles away from here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    But, but, I want to squeeze the peaches myself.
    The teaches of peaches?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'm definitely on the younger side here and I forego online ordering for two reasons:

    1) Free samples

    2) Have you seen the talent at my neighborhood Whole Foods and Trader Joes?
    1) free samples are the best way to catch every disease going around town
    2) and yes the milfs and talent and yoga pants yum

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    1) free samples are the best way to catch every disease going around town
    2) and yes the milfs and talent and yoga pants yum
    a) It's like the shoppers go out of their way to pick the worst produce
    II) It's easier to see what's on sale in-person
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    and;

    4) the talent.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    and;

    4) the talent.
    Mt Pleasant WF is the best I've seen anywhere. SLC was pretty good, too. My WF is mostly grumpy old people and families of 12 that haven't learned that the kid carrying carts don't fit in the store, and that you can put kids to work getting shit (and bugging the old people).
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick View Post


    Fox News

    bingo
    " ... I will do anything to go Skiing ... There Is no pride ... " (Miriam , 2005-2006 epic)

    Dec21, 2016. LittleBigLost :
    " I think about it everyday. It is my reminder to live life to the fullest. I get up early, go to bed late, 'cuz I got shit to do. Like I said, I'm 61. Not going to wait till I'm 81 to do stuff, ...

    Get out there and do stuff!

    Enjoy life to the fullest!!

    See you on the slopes! "

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'm definitely on the younger side here and I forego online ordering for two reasons:

    1) Free samples

    2) Have you seen the talent at my neighborhood Whole Foods and Trader Joes?

    . . . so it's called "talent" now, eh !


    Thank you : I'm using that.

    tj

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Forgot to ask, did she pay with a check?
    I pay with a check the times I do the weekly major shopping. Because we buy groceries out of my wife's account and I don't carry a debit card for that. I also realize it holds things up, so I try to speed it up as much as possible by being aware and ready, while helping the bagger or even bagging my whole order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I pay with a check the times I do the weekly major shopping. Because we buy groceries out of my wife's account and I don't carry a debit card for that. I also realize it holds things up, so I try to speed it up as much as possible by being aware and ready, while helping the bagger or even bagging my whole order.
    Can’t you have that loaded into your phone and/or watch? Ain’t hard.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I pay with a check the times I do the weekly major shopping. Because we buy groceries out of my wife's account and I don't carry a debit card for that.
    Dafuq?

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Can’t you have that loaded into your phone and/or watch? Ain’t hard.
    No fucking way I pay for things with my phone.

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    Especially a flip phone.

    Even flipped open they don't fit in the cc reader.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Yeah!!! No fucking way!
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Especially a flip phone.

    Even flipped open they don't fit in the cc reader.
    The Motorolla Razr is remarkably thin but you're right. Even it can't be wedged into the chip reader without compromising the screen.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    The Motorolla Razr is remarkably thin but you're right. Even it can't be wedged into the chip reader without compromising the screen.
    I miss my old Razr. Awesome phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Pay a huge retainer to a lawyer?

    Was she on an electric trike?

    Vibes.
    hahaaha first thought when reading was similar. "IAS?!? Is that you??"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond Joe View Post
    hahaaha first thought when reading was similar. "IAS?!? Is that you??"
    Not IAS, his situation seems potentially serious, expensive and overall shitty thing to happen to someone that seems like a good guy. My deal was just an observation of one miserable human being that won't effect my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    My deal was just an observation of one miserable human being that won't effect my life.
    And how you behaved like a grown up... don't overlook that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    is this thread about peaches and flip phones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I pay with a check the times I do the weekly major shopping. Because we buy groceries out of my wife's account and I don't carry a debit card for that. I also realize it holds things up, so I try to speed it up as much as possible by being aware and ready, while helping the bagger or even bagging my whole order.
    sweet blog.

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