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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
    I went looking for it in the "hall of fame" area - that's where I expected it to be.
    It seems like threads haven't been moved there since it was originally conceived....I always kinda hated that. There are HOF threads all over the place not in the HOF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Let he among us who has not wrecked a toilet, cast the first turd.
    This reminds me that instead of getting a colonoscopy, I elected for the option to stuff a turd into a bottle and send it off via UPS to a lab. This should be fun, if a little creepy.
    And I guess that I just don't know

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    pfft. don't act like you haven't mailed anyone a turd

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    pfft. don't act like you haven't mailed anyone a turd
    Wellll...busted.
    And I guess that I just don't know

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    I just imagined you having to sleuth that post out and delete it someday when you're being falsely accused of ups-ing a poo to some nemesis.

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    Falsely?
    And I guess that I just don't know

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    pfft. don't act like you haven't mailed anyone a turd
    It's the TGR way.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    I just imagined you having to sleuth that post out and delete it someday when you're being falsely accused of ups-ing a poo to some nemesis.
    Hold on, which is it that counts, mail or UPS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    It's the TGR way.
    I thought it ws all about the door handles, my bad.

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    When I was a lonely 18 year old among adults in my first few months at Crested Butte, I got this package from my high school friend back in Michigan.

    I was so excited for that package, life was not awesome, it was a ray of sunshine when I really needed one.
    I got the little notice in my PO box and had to wait days until I could get over there to get it during business hours. I hiked my ass over and back to the Almont post office, got this package, and got it all the way back to my little shabby cabin. Oh man, I wonder what Steve sent me.

    He had sent me a bloody tampon in a box.

    Welcome to adulthood.
    Thanks Steve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I thought it ws all about the door handles, my bad.
    The millenials took over. No one wants to do anything face to face anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    When I was a lonely 18 year old among adults in my first few months at Crested Butte, I got this package from my high school friend back in Michigan.

    I was so excited for that package, life was not awesome, it was a ray of sunshine when I really needed one.
    I got the little notice in my PO box and had to wait days until I could get over there to get it during business hours. I hiked my ass over and back to the Almont post office, got this package, and got it all the way back to my little shabby cabin. Oh man, I wonder what Steve sent me.

    He had sent me a bloody tampon in a box.

    Welcome to adulthood.
    Thanks Steve.
    This thread is quickly becoming the highlight of my week.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I have to get all my sweet folksy anecdotes all polished up for when they send me to some fucking labor camp or something.

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    Ya think "Bloody Tampon In A Box" is too long for a band name?

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    whenever I see a dirty mattress on the side of the road I daydream about dragging it to a post office and mailing it to a friend with no return address - just to see what happens. Is that normal?
    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    If I took a principled stand on every aspect of my life, I'd be too busy to live it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    I have to get all my sweet folksy anecdotes all polished up for when they send me to some fucking labor camp or something.
    Let us know if you run into the Gobbler in there.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
    whenever I see a dirty mattress on the side of the road I daydream about dragging it to a post office and mailing it to a friend with no return address - just to see what happens. Is that normal?
    Sounds normal to me

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    I'm sure it's just one big ol squishy tank of Gobblers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    I'm sure it's just one big ol squishy tank of Gobblers.
    Somewhere in West by God Virginia there's a whole hamlet of people hoping there's only one.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Vice or some media outlet like that should go to WV and investigate this whole gobbler backstory. Or maybe we're better off not knowing.
    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    If I took a principled stand on every aspect of my life, I'd be too busy to live it.

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