looking for thread about creepy person outside of restaurant

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-08-2019, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by bennymac

I went looking for it in the "hall of fame" area - that's where I expected it to be.

It seems like threads haven't been moved there since it was originally conceived....I always kinda hated that. There are HOF threads all over the place not in the HOF.

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-08-2019, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

Let he among us who has not wrecked a toilet, cast the first turd.

This reminds me that instead of getting a colonoscopy, I elected for the option to stuff a turd into a bottle and send it off via UPS to a lab. This should be fun, if a little creepy.

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-08-2019, 07:14 PM

pfft. don't act like you haven't mailed anyone a turd

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-08-2019, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

pfft. don't act like you haven't mailed anyone a turd

Wellll...busted.

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-08-2019, 07:20 PM

I just imagined you having to sleuth that post out and delete it someday when you're being falsely accused of ups-ing a poo to some nemesis.

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-08-2019, 07:26 PM

Falsely?

**BmillsSkier** · 10-08-2019, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

pfft. don't act like you haven't mailed anyone a turd

It's the TGR way.

**iceman** · 10-08-2019, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

I just imagined you having to sleuth that post out and delete it someday when you're being falsely accused of ups-ing a poo to some nemesis.

Hold on, which is it that counts, mail or UPS?

**iceman** · 10-08-2019, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

It's the TGR way.

I thought it ws all about the door handles, my bad.

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-08-2019, 07:36 PM

When I was a lonely 18 year old among adults in my first few months at Crested Butte, I got this package from my high school friend back in Michigan.

I was so excited for that package, life was not awesome, it was a ray of sunshine when I really needed one.
I got the little notice in my PO box and had to wait days until I could get over there to get it during business hours. I hiked my ass over and back to the Almont post office, got this package, and got it all the way back to my little shabby cabin. Oh man, I wonder what Steve sent me.

He had sent me a bloody tampon in a box.

Welcome to adulthood.
Thanks Steve.

**BmillsSkier** · 10-08-2019, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

I thought it ws all about the door handles, my bad.

The millenials took over. No one wants to do anything face to face anymore.

Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

When I was a lonely 18 year old among adults in my first few months at Crested Butte, I got this package from my high school friend back in Michigan.

I was so excited for that package, life was not awesome, it was a ray of sunshine when I really needed one.
I got the little notice in my PO box and had to wait days until I could get over there to get it during business hours. I hiked my ass over and back to the Almont post office, got this package, and got it all the way back to my little shabby cabin. Oh man, I wonder what Steve sent me.

He had sent me a bloody tampon in a box.

Welcome to adulthood.
Thanks Steve.

This thread is quickly becoming the highlight of my week.

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-08-2019, 07:45 PM

I have to get all my sweet folksy anecdotes all polished up for when they send me to some fucking labor camp or something.

**iceman** · 10-08-2019, 07:48 PM

Ya think "Bloody Tampon In A Box" is too long for a band name?

**bennymac** · 10-08-2019, 07:49 PM

whenever I see a dirty mattress on the side of the road I daydream about dragging it to a post office and mailing it to a friend with no return address - just to see what happens. Is that normal?

**BmillsSkier** · 10-08-2019, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

I have to get all my sweet folksy anecdotes all polished up for when they send me to some fucking labor camp or something.

Let us know if you run into the Gobbler in there.

**Brownski** · 10-08-2019, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by bennymac

whenever I see a dirty mattress on the side of the road I daydream about dragging it to a post office and mailing it to a friend with no return address - just to see what happens. Is that normal?

Sounds normal to me