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    What are hotel pillows made with?

    When I travel and check in a hotel, I feel like their pillows are made with another fabric..These soft guys are much comfortable than mine at home..how come? Where to get this stuff? I need one!

    I just decided to buy one. I found a random website https://www.smarthomedesk.com/best-hotel-pillow/ and chose the soft luxury pillow. Now I'm feeling like a princess in my castle lol. You know it changes everything! Now my life is beautiful yeah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by m0ee70 View Post
    When I travel and check in a hotel, I feel like their pillows are made with another fabric..These soft guys are much comfortable than mine at home..how come? Where to get this stuff? I need one!
    The fabric is heavily infused with semen, which acts as a softener. Fortunately, this is easy to replicate in your own home.
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    Dead bed bugs...
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Dead bed bugs...
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    This is a perplexing thread to me, because I never once slept in a hotel and found the pillows to be anything other than utterly shitty. And I've stayed at some nice places over the years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    This is a perplexing thread to me, because I never once slept in a hotel and found the pillows to be anything other than utterly shitty. And I've stayed at some nice places over the years.
    Really, makes you wonder about the jongs home.
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    Most smell like 75% bleach and 25% old lady hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    This is a perplexing thread to me, because I never once slept in a hotel and found the pillows to be anything other than utterly shitty. And I've stayed at some nice places over the years.
    You've obviously never stayed at the Taj Lake Palace in Udaipur. https://www.tajhotels.com/en-in/taj/...ms-and-suites/
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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    This thread makes me sad

    Quote Originally Posted by m0ee70 View Post
    When I travel and check in a hotel, I feel like their pillows are made with another fabric..These soft guys are much comfortable than mine at home..how come? Where to get this stuff? I need one!
    m0ee70, not sure how you wandered in off the street unaccounted for, but you should toddle on out the way you came until you figure shit out
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    Ever try a "My Pillow." Sure, he's a Christian...but: he's also smoked crack, so it's a wash. I hear they're pretty comfy.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Ever try a "My Pillow." Sure, he's a Christian...but: he's also smoked crack, so it's a wash. I hear they're pretty comfy.
    They suck.
    He uses poorly shredded urathane foam. He wants you to "wash them" to make them softer which then voids the warranty.


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    Latex is nice but energex holds up longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Ever try a "My Pillow." Sure, he's a Christian...but: he's also smoked crack, so it's a wash. I hear they're pretty comfy.
    Terrible. Got one for Christmas as a grab bag gift. It's like sleeping on a pile of little 1" square foam pieces. YMMV.

    Down all the way for me. Not the chicken feather crap, but real down cruelly harvested in China.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Terrible. Got one for Christmas as a grab bag gift. It's like sleeping on a pile of little 1" square foam pieces. YMMV.
    His shredding process is whatever somebody else is throwing away.

    His crack story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    His shredding process is whatever somebody else is throwing away.

    His crack story.
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    He's a fucking trumptard.

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    Depends on the hotel, which one do you like?

    You can buy the pillows from most of them.

    Worked for a number of hotel companies, ownership groups & management companies over the years, so happy to give details besides your hugely broad question. Many these days offer options.

    Down isnt as common as it used to be due to allergies.

    Glademaster if you are at a "nice" hotel and your pillow sucks, say something. But then again i think I remember you liking the old slat seats on Little Cloud so your tactile senses may be off from the rest of us...

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    He's a fucking trumptard.
    and he can afford a better dye job.

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    How about those microbead pillows, do they suck too? Just wondering. Sound kinda sucky though.

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