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  1. #51
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    Ah yes, santorum! Knew it started with an "s"

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    That’s right bitches!
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    Now who wants to touch me?

  3. #53
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    C'mon that's a cardboard cutout.

    Of you I mean.

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    wtf is with the bird plaques on the wall?

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    That's. Pure Michigan.
    Set my compass North, I got Winter in my blood.

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    No lie: I took a tour group of senior citizens to Gwinn furniture mall.

    https://gwinnfurnituremall.com/

    I experienced the essential conflicts within my scattered socialization by simultaneously wanting to buy everything in there and hating myself for being such a hillbilly.

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    Oh, right there on state route 35?

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    So, y'all use the jizz and shit stain pillow and I'm the one living dangerously by bringing my own pillow. Ok.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    So, y'all use the jizz and shit stain pillow and I'm the one living dangerously by bringing my own pillow. Ok.
    Willing to bet the pillows are cleaned and replaced way more often than the mattresses are, regardless, sheets are pretty nasty too. ... the sheets and mattress that your pillow was on while traveling. I'm gonna pass on bringing that home. Disposable pillow cases FTW!
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    Isn't there a technical term for squirter aftermath? It's not urine or sweat. Whatever it is, add it to the list. Twice if you're in Atlantic City or Vejas.
    Oh, I wasn't even going there, that's a whole other level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    Ah yes, santorum! Knew it started with an "s"
    To get rid of it don't Rick it off.

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    The shit gets washed. Your own shit has had sex juices on it too.

    Wait, I forgot who I'm talking to. My bad.

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    The great thing about germophobes is they self-label. Santorums not so easy to identify.

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    My favorite brand of pillows

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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    I mean, sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Your own shit has had sex juices on it too.
    This is TGR, I wouldn't assume that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

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    I hate to be that guy, but can a brother please get the op spam-bot banned pretty quick?? Fuck.

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    I don't wanna think about what's in/on my hotel pillow either. This dude is a double asshole, spammer plus that shit, not cool. Let sleeping dogs lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannynoonan View Post
    I don't wanna think about what's in/on my hotel pillow either. This dude is a double asshole, spammer plus that shit, not cool. Let sleeping dogs lie.

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    Entertaining thread notwithstanding all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Entertaining thread notwithstanding all that.
    Very entertaining.

    Can the mods ban this noonan guy?
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    If the OP is a spam bot, he's a pretty good one
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannynoonan View Post
    I don't wanna think about what's in/on my hotel pillow either. This dude is a double asshole, spammer plus that shit, not cool. Let sleeping dogs lie.
    Do you do drugs, Danny?

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    Every day.

    The op might not be a bot, but he is absolutely a spammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Very entertaining.

    Can the mods ban this noonan guy?
    No way. He does drugs every day.

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