My work spouse is a flat earther

[BoulderBreak]

Unfortunately the fundamentals are correct, water can't support a shear stress except maybe on a very small scale because of friction/surface tension, and therefore can't 'bend' at least in a structural sense. The problem is that that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the curvature of the earth! Just tell her to look up "non-Newtonian fluids" and explain that.

This is the problem with people like this, take some truth, in some instances at least, apply it in a totally incorrect way and then dig in.

[irul&ublo]

Cats and the edge, pushing things off and whatnot comment is missing?

Place is slipping


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Fucking cats are evil. In Dog I Trust

[k2skier112]

The conversation began when she said there was "literally a thousand years of proof Jesus was a living man and rose from the dead". I don't generally shit on folks' religious beliefs, but I let her know what I think of the zombie jesus myth. That turned into "oh, you probably fell for the earth is round hoax" and that water can't bend. I can't even engage. I need a work spouse divorce. Maybe the new gal in HR wants to be my new work spouse, she seems grounded.

Please do a hidden video of her saying this, gold it will be

[AK47bp]

I was just about to bring up that very subject.

Could’ve at least posted the meme for christ sake



Now the thread is complete.


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[KQ]

Has she said the holocaust and 9/11 were fake yet?

Honestly, if she's going to take the position that because she wasn't there the moon landing didn't happen then there isn't much she can believe in about the world around her unless... wait for it... she was there when it happened. So next time she starts spouting off about anything ask her if she was there to witness it happening.

[goldengatestinx]

Why are there no photos of the edge? I want to know what the edge looks like.

Kansas Point of Know Return album cover has the details.

[dookeyXXX]

Not believing in lunar landings, that I can totally get behind.
I've seen that most excellent documentary, Capricorn One.
We totally faked that shit.

[pfluffenmeister]

^^^ Solid movie.
Erm, documentary.

[KQ]

Back to this water bending thing... what does she have to say about waterfalls?

And furthermore... if the earth was flat wouldn't all the water run off and leave the planet (disk?) dry? Is there a curb around the edge?

I find this all quite vexing.

[rideit]

Has she said the holocaust and 9/11 were fake yet?

Honestly, if she's going to take the position that because she wasn't there the moon landing didn't happen then there isn't much she can believe in about the world around her unless... wait for it... she was there when it happened. So next time she starts spouting off about anything ask her if she was there to witness it happening.

The Grand Canyon doesn’t exist, natch

[hawkgt]

Be honest, tell her she is a dipshit.

[KQ]

Flat Earth - Frequently Asked Questions

[hutash]

As a work spouse, do you get to bang her on company time? If not, tell the crazy bitch to STFU. She is not worth listening to such tripe otherwise.

[Game Over]

As a work spouse, do you get to bang her on company time? If not, tell the crazy bitch to STFU. She is not worth listening to such tripe otherwise.

In your case it’s any random dog.

But seriously-> Why haven’t ya been posting as often dog fucker? I’ve missed your ignorance and assinine bullshit.

Welcome back douchebag. Head over to Pollyass I look forward to the laughs.

[digitaldeath]

Bent water

[BmillsSkier]

Bent water

Tell em about what it does to beef.

[detrusor]

How thiccc is this flat earth?


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Flat Earth - Frequently Asked Questions

This is great comedy for passing the time.

[Ripzalot]

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[JongDoe]

And furthermore... if the earth was flat wouldn't all the water run off and leave the planet (disk?) dry? Is there a curb around the edge?

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There is a wall a bit larger than the one that Trump is building and earth made the aliens pay for it.

[Svengali]

Her last name wouldn't happen to be Johnson would it?

[SKIP IN7RO]

Ask her about Tower 7 today.

[jackstraw]

She doesn't understand surface tension. Or basic physics for that matter.
When pressed, she said "have you ever seen water bend? of course you haven't, therefore the earth cannot be round"

Otherwise she's fairly smart and really good at her job. Just a nut who believes in too many conspiracy theories.

That's the thing I don't understand. Something just isn't connected properly in a section of the brain. This kook is clearly smart in the fact that he built a trailer rocket and didn't die, but he thinks the earth is flat. Wtf?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevorn.../#6d8acf8b9b6f

[SumJongGuy]

Not believing in lunar landings, that I can totally get behind.
I've seen that most excellent documentary, Capricorn One.
We totally faked that shit.

I agree it's a bit difficult to trust 2nd or 3rd party accounts or evidence. If you knew someone who was involved in any of the missions that doubt is more easily cast aside. My father worked on a guidance system (Pershing Missile System) that was modeled for Saturn V and Buzz Aldrin was his USMA room mate. They remained pretty good friends until the day dad passed.

Also, we'll soon have collaborating or contradictory evidence from China and India's mapping and rover missions. If they see the shit we allegedly left there good luck with the faked narrative.

[plugboots]

With a decent telescope you can see reflections off of the shit we’ve left on the moon from here.