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  1. #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACH View Post
    Well, if he isn’t the hiring manager, one could argue that it wasn’t his choice.
    Well, he doesn't have to bang all his coworkers.
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    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

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    Yes he does. We demand it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ACH View Post
    Well, if he isn’t the hiring manager, one could argue that it wasn’t his choice.
    It wasn't his choice to be chummy enough with this dunderhead to consider her his "work spouse?" So it was an arranged marriage? Indian company, I guess.
    Set my compass North, I got Winter in my blood.

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    She sits near him, they cover for each other, that's all that means.

    I want to send glademaster to Burning Man with a film crew following him around to get his reactions.

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    I've only ever heard it used in reference to a workplace best friend/confidant.

    And while there would likely be humor in that for someone, I would rather sit in a bathtub full of scissors than go to Burning Man.
    Set my compass North, I got Winter in my blood.

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    Well, yeah, I figured as much, that's why it would be funny.

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    So, pretty much on subject, what's the deal with this Area 59 (is that the number?) stuff I've been seeing lately? It has its own logo or something, like they made it a brand. Isn't that like one of the original conspiracy theories?

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    Scissor Bath would be a pretty metal band name.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    I've only ever heard it used in reference to a workplace best friend/confidant.

    And while there would likely be humor in that for someone, I would rather sit in a bathtub full of scissors than go to Burning Man.







    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    So, pretty much on subject, what's the deal with this Area 59 (is that the number?) stuff I've been seeing lately? It has its own logo or something, like they made it a brand. Isn't that like one of the original conspiracy theories?
    LOL! 51... Benny... 51 and there's a thread about it.

    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...hlight=area+51
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post

    LOL! 51... Benny... 51 and there's a thread about it.

    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...hlight=area+51
    And what's with this new-fangled stuff the kids call internet? How do you internet and why the hell do they need it anyway?!?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    It's a series of tubes.

    And it's internets.

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    This is great. Highly recommend Legacy of Ashes by Tim Weiner.

    I bought some noise cancelling headphones so I can tune out her insanity, as well as her morning ritual of telling me about what her kid ate, said, did each morning. I know every mother crow thinks her chick is the blackest, but this woman's kid looks unhealthy and elderly for a pre-schooler, like she smoked for 5 years and never had any iron in their food. Yet she has to show me how adorable the kid is each morning in her school outfit or on the toilet or with cake smeared from head to toe.
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    Parvo's HR department would make an awesome alias for these threads. Cease and desist requests, instructions to report to HR office immediately, friendly reminders about IT policy and work place harassment laws.
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    I think area 59 is just down the road from 51.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    I think area 59 is just down the road from 51.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    I think area 59 is just down the road from 51.
    Some guy in Portland told me he's been visiting Area 59 for years before anyone else even knew about it.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    The truth is like a tube of toothpaste.

    The right amount at the right time is nice and minty and refreshing, but too much of a good thing gets to be awful and gross really quickly.

    If you hold onto it gently and keep the lid closed and fold in the little edges just so, it’s all very manageable, but if you keep that lid open or try to look inside there or grab onto it really hard it’s going to get messy.
    This is some of your finest work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    It's a series of tubes.

    And it's internets.
    Thought it was interwebs? Is that something else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    Thought it was interwebs? Is that something else?
    those are between your toes



    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Some guy in Portland told me he's been visiting Area 59 for years before anyone else even knew about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    Thought it was interwebs? Is that something else?
    I don't know. But I do know that occasionally, one of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see. I forgot the name of the program, but you get the satellite, and you can, like... I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes. Honestly, I wish the search engine logo actually read “The Google.”

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    only read pg 7 of this thread....but the 667 shirt made me laff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    This is some of your finest work.
    I agree
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    I think area 59 is just down the road from 51.
    And somewhere in between it starts to get saucy:
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    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Does she believe the Earth is 6,000 years old too?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post

    LOL! 51... Benny... 51 and there's a thread about it.

    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...hlight=area+51
    Yo, cut Benny some slack. Dude can't even figure out how to buy a pair of ski boots and y'all expect him to know the difference between Area 59 and Area 51?



    That being said, there are a few Area 59s...and Tesla honcho Elon Musk has been spouting off about Area 59 a bit, too. So maybe Benny knows something we don't?

    1. https://area-59.com/

    2. https://www.sheridan.edu/about/facil...lette/area-59/

    Elon Musk apparantly knows the deal, too:
    https://www.tweaktown.com/news/67450...-51/index.html

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/scien...ars-apocalypse
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