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Thread: My work spouse is a flat earther
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09-10-2019, 04:11 PM #1
My work spouse is a flat earther
She also doesn’t believe we landed on the moon - or at least very skeptical it actually happened. I’m surprised I didn’t know this from five years of working with her. I knew she had ultra right-wing beliefs, but she truly believes that physics can prove earth is flat since water can’t bend. And that there is no proof we landed on the moon. When I pressed her with facts and knowledge bombs she could only say “well, I wasn’t there so there is no way of knowing”. She also referred to the interweb to prove her points. I told her this puts her in a category of people who I don’t have time for or have any desire to interact with.
I’ve heard of these people, never met a flat-earther before.
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09-10-2019, 04:15 PM #2
Is this the same chick that got blasted and tried to cheat on her husband with you, then told him you did after you said no?
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09-10-2019, 04:15 PM #3
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09-10-2019, 04:17 PM #4Funky But Chic
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wtf does "water can't bend" even mean?
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09-10-2019, 04:18 PM #5
If the Earth was flat, wouldn't everyone want live on the edge?
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09-10-2019, 04:19 PM #6
Bro, open your mind.....
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09-10-2019, 04:20 PM #7
I used the slope angle finder app on my phone to prove to my wife that my airplane tray table was flat the other day.
Science:1
Spheres:0
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09-10-2019, 04:20 PM #8
Why are there no photos of the edge? I want to know what the edge looks like.
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09-10-2019, 04:20 PM #9
She doesn't understand surface tension. Or basic physics for that matter.
When pressed, she said "have you ever seen water bend? of course you haven't, therefore the earth cannot be round"
Otherwise she's fairly smart and really good at her job. Just a nut who believes in too many conspiracy theories.
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09-10-2019, 04:22 PM #10Funky But Chic
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yeah I mean you can literally see surface tension, how can she not believe in it? wacky.
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09-10-2019, 04:23 PM #11
What is your definition of smart?
Christ almighty
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09-10-2019, 04:24 PM #12
flat rain.
Move upside and let the man go through...
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09-10-2019, 04:26 PM #13Just a nutWell maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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09-10-2019, 04:26 PM #14
Gravity tends to hold all the water in place. That and the magnetic poles keep it from being slowly vaporized and ionized by charged particles from the sun and stripping it away a la Mars.
But what do I know, it's only basic fundamental physics and Earth science.
This is what happens when we let people like the DeVos's run the schools.
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09-10-2019, 04:26 PM #15Funky But Chic
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she's got, like, worms in her brain.
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09-10-2019, 04:28 PM #16
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09-10-2019, 04:31 PM #17
We've got an anti vaxer in one of the offices I work out of. She brings the little vector kid in on days when school is closed.
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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09-10-2019, 04:32 PM #18
Magnets? Really?
Sorcery if you ask me.
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09-10-2019, 04:35 PM #19
Water is the essence of wetness and wetness does not bend
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09-10-2019, 04:35 PM #20
The conversation began when she said there was "literally a thousand years of proof Jesus was a living man and rose from the dead". I don't generally shit on folks' religious beliefs, but I let her know what I think of the zombie jesus myth. That turned into "oh, you probably fell for the earth is round hoax" and that water can't bend. I can't even engage. I need a work spouse divorce. Maybe the new gal in HR wants to be my new work spouse, she seems grounded.
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09-10-2019, 04:36 PM #21
What’s her take on things that weigh the same as a duck?
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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09-10-2019, 04:38 PM #22
I don't know. Take a garden hose, point it up in the air not quite straight, and watch what happens. Or, walk her over to the water fountain, turn it on, and say, see, dumbass?
I can relate, though. I worked with a moon landing/9/11 denier at my last job. A bit dorky, but, otherwise, a productive, tax paying member of society.
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09-10-2019, 04:40 PM #23"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-10-2019, 04:40 PM #24
My work spouse is a flat earther
Have you asked her if she can touch her elbows together behind her back?
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09-10-2019, 04:41 PM #25
who the fuck has a work spouse? parvo you are a cool dude, but really man?
file for divorce
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