My work spouse is a flat earther

**BmillsSkier** · 09-11-2019, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...arkest-secrets

It wasn't just all staring at goats!

I need to watch that movie again.

Fascinating read.

**Ted Striker** · 09-11-2019, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

I think it's pisteoff, that guy is a fucking loon.

That guy stopped posting after he lost his whole squadron over Macho Grande.

**PNWbrit** · 09-11-2019, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Striker

That guy stopped posting after he lost his whole squadron over Macho Grande.

"But he wouldn't fly it"
"Buddy wouldn"t fly it?"
"No Buddy was alright,it was Stryker that wouldn't fly it,and he fell to pieces"
"Andy fell to pieces?"
"NOOO Andy was a rock, best pilot in the organization, it was Stryker who fell to pieces, how he survived..."
"So Howie survived?"
No we lost Howie the next day"
"Over Macho Grande?"

**Ted Striker** · 09-11-2019, 02:23 PM

I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

**ill-advised strategy** · 09-11-2019, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by glademaster

Did you move, or did all of the road salt they use in the UP finally turn Lake Superior brackish?

Tony looked on, duck-desire muddling his little poodly eyes. Flumes of sand whipped and whistled and the gray horizon seemed endlessly distant, like the far reaches of some vast saltless sea.

**iceman** · 09-11-2019, 04:37 PM

Tony the poodle? Fuck that guy.

**glademaster** · 09-11-2019, 05:12 PM

Well at least we can now state conclusively that Parvo has piss poor taste in women.

**plugboots** · 09-11-2019, 05:46 PM

Get yer wife a nice mug.

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**old goat** · 09-11-2019, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...arkest-secrets

It wasn't just all staring at goats!

I need to watch that movie again.

I saw a TV show about that, Netflix I think. They spent a lot of time interviewing the guy's son, who I think might be a flat-earther. He's crazy enough to be.

**ill-advised strategy** · 09-11-2019, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Tony the poodle? Fuck that guy.

Well, really, in fairness to little Tony, he’s a terrier. Poodle is more of a rank/job-title-designator sort of deal.

The sea is a lake. The poodle is a terrier. Reality is a squirming rubbery squid of slipperyness. Nothing is as it seems!

**iceman** · 09-11-2019, 05:58 PM

Oh, Tony the Terrier is cool.

**ill-advised strategy** · 09-11-2019, 06:53 PM

Terriering is a slow trade around these parts, what with the relative lack of honest ratting work....so you tend to find these laid-off terriers expanding into the poodly arts. Your adorable instagram modeling, lap-warming, little-sweater-wearing type of positions.
World’s changing, rats are out, being adorable is in. Work is work....terribly tough times for tiny terriers.

**dookeyXXX** · 09-11-2019, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

Reality is a squirming rubbery squid of slipperyness.

Well that finally explains the appearance of the cephalopod in The OA...

**ill-advised strategy** · 09-11-2019, 07:15 PM

The truth is like a tube of toothpaste.

The right amount at the right time is nice and minty and refreshing, but too much of a good thing gets to be awful and gross really quickly.

If you hold onto it gently and keep the lid closed and fold in the little edges just so, it’s all very manageable, but if you keep that lid open or try to look inside there or grab onto it really hard it’s going to get messy.

**Ted Striker** · 09-11-2019, 07:31 PM

(starts slow, but stick with it)

**hutash** · 09-11-2019, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by 2bjenny

How do we know today really is Wednesday?

Originally Posted by DBdude

its thursday in japan

Can't be Thursday in Japan unless the world is round...It's flat, ergo it's Wednesday in Japan.

See how logic works?

**hutash** · 09-11-2019, 07:50 PM

...or maybe it's really Thursday here???

This logic stuff is hard.

**mcski** · 09-11-2019, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by dookey67

Not believing in lunar landings, that I can totally get behind.
I've seen that most excellent documentary, Capricorn One.
We totally faked that shit.

The juice didn’t get loose for long in that one!

KQ · 09-11-2019, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Striker

(starts slow, but stick with it)

LOL! Love KITH

**mcski** · 09-11-2019, 08:33 PM

Ask her about the airplane and the treadmill

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**BmillsSkier** · 09-11-2019, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by glademaster

Well at least we can now state conclusively that Parvo has piss poor taste in women.

What?

One has access to a jet. That’s gotta go in the plus column.

**ACH** · 09-11-2019, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by glademaster

Well at least we can now state conclusively that Parvo has piss poor taste in women.

Well, if he isn’t the hiring manager, one could argue that it wasn’t his choice.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-11-2019, 09:18 PM

Maybe it’s the shorts.

**Garbowski** · 09-11-2019, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by plugboots

I was wrong. You can just see the landing sites.

You can't see them from Earth though, you actually have to be pretty close to the moon.
https://www.skyandtelescope.com/obse...landing-sites/

There are mirrors up there we left behind used to do laser measurement experiments, but I suppose those are part of the conspiracy too- you can't exactly test them yourself with a laser pointer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_...ing_experiment

**plugboots** · 09-11-2019, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Garbowski

You can't see them from Earth though, you actually have to be pretty close to the moon.
https://www.skyandtelescope.com/obse...landing-sites/

There are mirrors up there we left behind used to do laser measurement experiments, but I suppose those are part of the conspiracy too- you can't exactly test them yourself with a laser pointer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_...ing_experiment

Dude, I already said I was mistaken.

I had remembered these pictures taken by the LRO.