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09-10-2019, 10:09 AM #1Registered User
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my girlfriend is a better skier than me
So what do I do?
It's a new relationship only about two weeks old, I think it has potential, but at the same time I pretty sure as soon as the snow flies it will be over
It all started when I was in her closet and noticed she had six pairs of ski boots, not to mention a dozen skis in the garage
then this past weekend we went ski boot shopping
all she talks about is ski season
she regularly hangs out and skis the east wall
occasionally she shows up in films and advertising because she has part time job as a ski model
I'm pretty sure it's doomed, is there any hope for a beater like me
or am I just a place holder until the right Chad comes around and skis her right off her feet?
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09-10-2019, 10:12 AM #2
i thought you were cooler than this thread...
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09-10-2019, 10:14 AM #3
Yeah... that "Chad" thing. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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09-10-2019, 10:14 AM #4Registered User
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I dated a level 3 ski instructor, when she seen my Salomon sx92's she said
So you like them greek ski boots eh ?Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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09-10-2019, 10:15 AM #5
What's that phrase I'm looking for...
Hmmmm....
"somethingsomethingsomething or GTFO!!!!" ...or something like that...It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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09-10-2019, 10:19 AM #6Registered User
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09-10-2019, 10:31 AM #7
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09-10-2019, 10:36 AM #8Registered User
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09-10-2019, 10:36 AM #9
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09-10-2019, 10:42 AM #10
Really ^^^ hard to make a judgmental post without them.
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09-10-2019, 10:50 AM #11
Does this one require sugar to stay?
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09-10-2019, 10:54 AM #12
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09-10-2019, 10:56 AM #13Registered User
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Sounds like you're the classic shoulder season guy to score free meals from when there isn't any snow. Start making some good soup to give her a reason to swing by for a smoke, grub and a lay when it starts snowing.
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09-10-2019, 10:59 AM #14"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-10-2019, 11:08 AM #15
Pics or she doesn’t exist.
The answer you seek is 100% determined by her physical attractiveness and nothing else.
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09-10-2019, 11:24 AM #16Registered User
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this is good advice. to expand this, if you don't already have one, get yourself a solid blender so you can make perfectly emulsified creamy tomato soup, butternut squash or pumpkin soup, creamy potato leek or variants thereof, that type of shit. totally expands the soup game. if you make good hot soup AND you eat pussy, she'll come back like a stray cat.
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09-10-2019, 11:29 AM #17
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09-10-2019, 11:43 AM #18
You dating Caroline?
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09-10-2019, 11:48 AM #19
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09-10-2019, 11:52 AM #20
reminds me of that old joke about the priest in Confession : "son you arent confessing, youre bragging."
Last edited by Woodsy; 09-10-2019 at 12:59 PM.
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09-10-2019, 12:32 PM #21NYSB: NYSkiBlog.com
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09-10-2019, 12:39 PM #22Registered User
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Take her shopping for ski clothes. Tell the shop help you need a good fit on your ski pant, kinda large below the waist. Smile and make sure she hears it. Proven to work!
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09-10-2019, 12:48 PM #23
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09-10-2019, 01:17 PM #24
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09-10-2019, 03:05 PM #25Registered User
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