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    my girlfriend is a better skier than me

    So what do I do?
    It's a new relationship only about two weeks old, I think it has potential, but at the same time I pretty sure as soon as the snow flies it will be over
    It all started when I was in her closet and noticed she had six pairs of ski boots, not to mention a dozen skis in the garage
    then this past weekend we went ski boot shopping
    all she talks about is ski season
    she regularly hangs out and skis the east wall
    occasionally she shows up in films and advertising because she has part time job as a ski model
    I'm pretty sure it's doomed, is there any hope for a beater like me
    or am I just a place holder until the right Chad comes around and skis her right off her feet?

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    i thought you were cooler than this thread...

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    Yeah... that "Chad" thing. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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    I dated a level 3 ski instructor, when she seen my Salomon sx92's she said

    So you like them greek ski boots eh ?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    What's that phrase I'm looking for...

    Hmmmm....

    "somethingsomethingsomething or GTFO!!!!" ...or something like that...
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    No thanks. I'll stick with porn. - Benny

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    I dated a level 3 ski instructor, when she seen my Salomon sx92's she said

    So you like them greek ski boots eh ?
    Luv it ! Did she follow up with , "don't you know rear entry gives you aids ?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    So what do I do?
    It's a new relationship only about two weeks old, I think it has potential, but at the same time I pretty sure as soon as the snow flies it will be over
    It all started when I was in her closet and noticed she had six pairs of ski boots, not to mention a dozen skis in the garage
    then this past weekend we went ski boot shopping
    all she talks about is ski season
    she regularly hangs out and skis the east wall
    occasionally she shows up in films and advertising because she has part time job as a ski model
    I'm pretty sure it's doomed, is there any hope for a beater like me
    or am I just a place holder until the right Chad comes around and skis her right off her feet?
    Cook, clean, and eat pussy like a chick and you'll have a good chance of making things work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Luv it ! Did she follow up with , "don't you know rear entry gives you aids ?"
    she said " I could tell you could ski by the way you walk "
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    So what do I do?
    Post nekkid pics.

    Duh.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Really ^^^ hard to make a judgmental post without them.

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    Does this one require sugar to stay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    It all started when I was in her closet
    You’re doing it wrong

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    Sounds like you're the classic shoulder season guy to score free meals from when there isn't any snow. Start making some good soup to give her a reason to swing by for a smoke, grub and a lay when it starts snowing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    It all started when I was in her closet
    You need to come out of the closet, Fred.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Post nekkid pics.

    Duh.
    Pics or she doesn’t exist.


    The answer you seek is 100% determined by her physical attractiveness and nothing else.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Sounds like you're the classic shoulder season guy to score free meals from when there isn't any snow. Start making some good soup to give her a reason to swing by for a smoke, grub and a lay when it starts snowing.
    this is good advice. to expand this, if you don't already have one, get yourself a solid blender so you can make perfectly emulsified creamy tomato soup, butternut squash or pumpkin soup, creamy potato leek or variants thereof, that type of shit. totally expands the soup game. if you make good hot soup AND you eat pussy, she'll come back like a stray cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    i thought you were cooler than this thread...
    It certainly stands in contrast to earlier posts in other threads, doesn't it...?

    What does her backsplash look like?
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    You dating Caroline?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    part time job as a ski model
    Like one of those girls in the Gorsuch catalog?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    reminds me of that old joke about the priest in Confession : "son you arent confessing, youre bragging."
    Last edited by Woodsy; 09-10-2019 at 12:59 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    So what do I do?
    It's a new relationship only about two weeks old, I think it has potential, but at the same time I pretty sure as soon as the snow flies it will be over
    It all started when I was in her closet and noticed she had six pairs of ski boots, not to mention a dozen skis in the garage
    then this past weekend we went ski boot shopping
    all she talks about is ski season
    she regularly hangs out and skis the east wall
    occasionally she shows up in films and advertising because she has part time job as a ski model
    I'm pretty sure it's doomed, is there any hope for a beater like me
    or am I just a place holder until the right Chad comes around and skis her right off her feet?
    I come for the human drama. So to speak.

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    Take her shopping for ski clothes. Tell the shop help you need a good fit on your ski pant, kinda large below the waist. Smile and make sure she hears it. Proven to work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    occasionally she shows up in films and advertising because she has part time job as a ski model
    I wouldn't worry, in my experience this doesn't mean what is used to mean.
    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LesterSmoove View Post
    <snip> she'll come back like a stray cat.
    This is something you *want* to happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    or am I just a place holder until the right Chad comes around and skis her right off her feet?

    "Chad" here. Be there when the snow flies.

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