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  1. #26
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    I thought you just casually dated women much younger than you and all your relationships were doomed by default?
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Big deal, lots of women are better than you are a lot of things. If it matters that much, learn to ski better. And just because she owns a lot of skis, and is a ski model, doesn't mean she's that good or even good looking. Lots of people look good covered in 4 layers of Goretex, primaloft, and wool.

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    This girl doesnít even exist I bet.


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  4. #29
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    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    This girl doesn’t even exist I bet.
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  6. #31
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    Sounds pretty hot. Fuck/eat her good and she might stick around. And show us her tits, obviously.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LesterSmoove View Post
    get yourself a solid blender so you can make perfectly emulsified creamy tomato soup, butternut squash or pumpkin soup, creamy potato leek or variants thereof, that type of shit. totally expands the soup game. if you make good hot soup AND you eat pussy, she'll come back like a stray cat.
    If I ever have a son, this is the only relationship advice I'll be giving him. Thanks for making me laugh out loud in a morgue quiet open office.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Sounds pretty hot. Fuck/eat her good and she might stick around. And show us her tits, obviously.
    thanks for the postive stoke man, younger girl, real good at the fucking and eating part so win win
    I'm dying to post a picture of her tits which are some of the nicest breasts that I have ever had the ability to fondle with my own two hands
    unfotunately her thighs are more ripped than mine and her ass is a brick wall, skier chick you know
    level 3 certified ski instructor
    she won't sext with me, so that's a problem

    just trying to make this work and I know how the collective has the collective knowledge to deal with these things
    wish I wasn't such a hack

  9. #34
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    Get your level 4- where your Carreras proud, keep your ski waist under 100 and always talk technique. She will have no choice but to keep u!

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    Bend zee knees. Seems appropriate somehow.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
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    Learn how to ski?
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    Tell her your name is chad, because you are hanging.

  13. #38
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    If sheís in films and ads just post some of that, thatís public and not creepy. Iíll then just creepily imagine her nekked.


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    my girlfriend is a better skier than me

    My girlfriend skied better than me... then I married her.

    I am catching up.

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    If she has 6 pairs of ski boots, she's probably read this... If she hasn't, just get her pregnant.. By the end of the season you'll be able to hang..

    The downside is.. She could run off with your kid and Chad before she knows she's got one in the oven. Then you'll be stuck paying for Chad's powder turns over the next 18 years.

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    chad is better than you.....

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    My wife is a better skier than me, but I'm faster, so it all evens out.

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    So, wait, you actually have not seen her ski yet. I mean on snow.
    Your post merely states that you've seen her boots and skis.
    Lots of people have 6 pairs of boots lying around the house and stacks of skis in the garage.
    So, if you have not seen her ski, how do you actually know that she skis better than you?

    This is a thread that seems to have been posted prematurely. I mean at least wait to post after the season starts and you actually spent some time on the hill with her...but what do I know? I'm only a L2 cert...

    Also, if she has 6 pairs of boots, why the f#$k were you ski boot shopping?
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    This is just an unhumble brag thread with no evidence to support the brag.

    Hogwash


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    Quote Originally Posted by LHutz Esq View Post
    My girlfriend skied better than me... then I married her.

    I am catching up.
    I'll never catch up with mine when it comes to hard snow technique due to her winning race background. She got better at the freeride side and charges right behind me.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    It's never happened to me, but sounds soo hot.

    Find all the best on hill spots to bang out a quick one. = Might get you some respect.
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    Amount of gear doesn't mean much. I've 5 pairs of boots, 11 pairs of skis and a terminal intermediate recreational skier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dookey67 View Post

    This is a thread that seems to have been posted prematurely. I mean at least wait to post after the season starts and you actually spent some time on the hill with her...but what do I know? I'm only a L2 cert...

    Also, if she has 6 pairs of boots, why the f#$k were you ski boot shopping?
    girls like shoes ya know
    and all her tinder profile pictures were her skiing so that must mean she's a good skier right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    This is just an unhumble brag thread with no evidence to support the brag.

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    Um. Yeah.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    thanks for the postive stoke man, younger girl, real good at the fucking and eating part so win win
    I'm dying to post a picture of her tits which are some of the nicest breasts that I have ever had the ability to fondle with my own two hands
    unfotunately her thighs are more ripped than mine and her ass is a brick wall, skier chick you know
    level 3 certified ski instructor
    she won't sext with me, so that's a problem

    just trying to make this work and I know how the collective has the collective knowledge to deal with these things
    wish I wasn't such a hack
    I don't see what the problem is. You get to watch her ass while you ski.

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