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  1. #26
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    Then you shoot the shit out of that thing with a big gun. (Not your wife, I mean)

  2. #27
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    Start fixing shit around the house. Mindless drudgery will while away the time.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

  3. #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    Time to bug her for sex
    ...feeling like a dog in heat...
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your ski schools, I went on your church trips, I went to your alpine race-training facilities? So how can you say I'm crazy?!"

  4. #29
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    You could do her on the spin cycle thing.

    Or is it the rinse?
    watch out for snakes

  5. #30
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    OK OP. this really is garanteed to be the best 16 minutes and 34 seconds you'll spend today. And that goes for the rest of you rubes as well.

    Just, an amazing life!

    "Can't you see..."

  6. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post

    Wait ... my wife's home. Time to bug her for sex. She'll like that.
    how'd that pan out?
    did she tell you to go practice furious masterbation and get off her back?

    is today going to pan out like yesterday
    it's friday right?

  7. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    This is entertaining...

    https://geoguessr.com/
    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    Fuck you that's good. Will be back in 3 hours.
    Damn it! Down the rabbit hole I go again. Been a few years since I messed with this.

    Old thread...
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...-map-from-(US)
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
    http://tim-kirchoff.pixels.com/

  8. #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    how'd that pan out?
    did she tell you to go practice furious masterbation and get off her back?

    is today going to pan out like yesterday
    it's friday right?
    It's when I got on her back that things went south ...

  9. #34
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    What's a reasonable number of days to substitute "hot tub" baths for real showers? Does your answer change if I put extra chlorine in the water?

  10. #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    This is entertaining...

    https://geoguessr.com/
    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    What's a reasonable number of days to substitute "hot tub" baths for real showers? Does your answer change if I put extra chlorine in the water?
    Do you submerge your head in the hot tub to "wash" your hair?
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
    http://tim-kirchoff.pixels.com/

  11. #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    What's a reasonable number of days to substitute "hot tub" baths for real showers? Does your answer change if I put extra chlorine in the water?
    been there done that
    extra chlorine is the way to go, except you'll have to use more drakkar noir to cover up that swimming pool smell
    if you have a swimmers body that will negate the chemical oder your wearing

  12. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Tucker View Post
    OK OP. this really is garanteed to be the best 16 minutes and 34 seconds you'll spend today. And that goes for the rest of you rubes as well.

    Just, an amazing life!


  13. #38
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    Surfer boy is awesome/ Not sure I could ever get into surfing as I would likely get paranoid out by myself waiting for waves. Cue Jaws theme.

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