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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    If anything we should be looking at Canada. They're right next door, almost speak the same language, and won't have to imitate our culture anymore once they're part of the USA.
    Take off, hoser.

    eh.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Take off, hoser.

    eh.
    Added bonus, they won't be all salty anymore when American teams win hockey championships.

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    Trump only wants it since it shows up so large on the Mercator projection. If he knew the actual size he wouldn't be interested

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    We can borrow the $37B from the Chinese.
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    F that, let's make them pay for it.

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    Has anyone asked the people of Greenland, or is it basically like three dudes and some seals?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Has anyone asked the people of Greenland, or is it basically like three dudes and some seals?
    According to the Danish overlords there are 50,000 of them.

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    The hegemony of the dastardly Danish overlords must be overthrown.

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    50,000 Seals?

    No problem.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    So if US takes over - do the Greenlanders get to keep their free education, health care and dental coverage?

    ....maybe the Americans should ask Denmark if they are interested in purchasing their country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LHutz Esq View Post
    So if US takes over - do the Greenlanders get to keep their free education, health care and dental coverage?
    Sure, we'll just raise taxes to Denmark levels.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Sure, we'll just raise taxes to Denmark levels.
    If the hot Danish women come with the high taxes, count me in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    If the hot Danish women come with the high taxes, count me in.
    ...and their delicious breakfast pastries.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    They don’t complain about the high taxes because they get a shit load of services for their taxes. I’m lucky if my road gets plowed......

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    Btw. What's your avatar, a baby seal trying to get out of it's placenta?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    "The currentpopulation of Greenlandis 56,687 as of Sunday, August 18,2019, based on the latest United Nations estimates."

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    They don’t complain about the high taxes because they get a shit load of services for their taxes. I’m lucky if my road gets plowed......
    That's what the whiskey tax is for. Top shelf bottle left at the end of the drive three times a winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    ...and their delicious breakfast pastries.
    ^another fantastic idea^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    ...and their delicious breakfast pastries.
    World class bacon too.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    50,000 Seals?

    No problem.
    Club rental opportunity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    "The currentpopulation of Greenlandis 56,687 as of Sunday, August 18,2019, based on the latest United Nations estimates."
    So, roughly the same as Canada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Btw. What's your avatar, a baby seal trying to get out of it's placenta?


    it’s Tommy the turtle with his favorite butterfly knife... He ain’t got no pockets so he just duct tapes it to his back.



    life is tough in the swamps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    So, roughly the same as Canada.
    Toronto groans.

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    Nuuk is the capital of Greenland, in case anyone is wondering.


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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    If the hot Danish women come with the high taxes, count me in.
    I believe you could get a couple Inuits with six teeth between them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cono Este View Post
    Nuuk is the capital of Greenland, in case anyone is wondering.


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    Whatever happened to that goofy bastard Nanuq?
    I still call it The Jake.

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