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    can the number of times you jerk off in one day once your over forty be used as a bench mark for how healthy you are?
    i might be doing pretty good then

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    can the number of times you jerk off in one day once your over forty be used as a bench mark for how healthy you are?
    i might be doing pretty good then
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    can the number of times you jerk off in one day once your over forty be used as a bench mark for how healthy you are?
    i might be doing pretty good then
    It's an indicator of magnitude for sure, I just dont know in which direction.

    "I'm so healthy I can jerk off ten times a day"

    or

    "I'm so sad and alone that I jerk off ten times a day"

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    Why not both?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Depends on who, or what, you're jerking off to, I would think.
    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Depends on who, or what, you're jerking off to, I would think.
    I think it also depends on who he's jerking off

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    I think it also depends on who he's jerking off
    Someone under 40 ideally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Someone under 40 ideally.
    Depends. If it's work then ideally >40, better tips. If for kink then ya.

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    Athletic performance in your 40s?

    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Saltman be damned. Saltman promoted the all calories theory and science and seemed pretty hardheaded in willingness to change his ideas even when the science began to support different theories. This is ironic given how he push for the understanding of nutrition to be evidence-based.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Sugar clearly has had a better marketing team than salt.
    Not if my grandmother had anything to do with it . Her favorite bedtime story was "Food with Salt", basically the Jewish version of King Lear. A king wants to give his kingdom to the son who loves him most. The eldest loves him as much as all the gold and silver in the world. The second as much as all the diamonds and rubies in the world. The youngest as much as food with salt. The king throws the youngest in the dungeon and promises the kingdom to the older two. The cook likes the youngest son and stops putting salt in the king's food. The king can't stand the food and starts wasting away. When he is on the verge of death the cook puts the salt back in and the king wolfs down the food. The cook then tells the king what he did. The king immediately changes his will so the youngest gets the kingdom. Oh, and he beheads the cook. (I threw that part in.)

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    its all about good blood flow and recovery
    and repeating

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    The king immediately changes his will so the youngest gets the kingdom. Oh, and he beheads the cook. (I threw that part in.)
    And then they all ate the cook... heavily salted..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    its all about good blood flow and recovery
    and repeating
    Furious masterbation?

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    40's suck
    Hello darkness my old friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhelihiker View Post
    40's suck
    I did not have a good time in my 40's. 50's have been way better. And I've taken some lumps in my 50's.

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    So the key to athletic performance is furious fapping?
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhelihiker View Post
    40's suck
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I did not have a good time in my 40's. 50's have been way better. And I've taken some lumps in my 50's.
    Kids were pretty high maintenance during my 40s. They're now both in high school handling their shit on their own. Gonna cost more for college when they finish high school.. Still beats diapers, car seats, day care, summer camp, science fairs etc..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    At least I could still read a label without glasses on in my 40s..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    At least I could still read a label without glasses on in my 40s..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    And then they all ate the cook... heavily salted..
    Great movie--The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover--especially if you like Helen Mirren.

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    Sounds spicy. Where does the salt come in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Great movie--The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover--especially if you like Helen Mirren.
    No one ate the Cook, the Thief ate the Lover. The Cook cooked the Lover beforehand, because, after all, we're not talking sushi, here.
    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Great movie--The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover--especially if you like Helen Mirren.
    Change that order around a little and you've got Eating Raul...
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Furious masterbation?
    suggest you stop before you go blind

    maybe just until you need glasses ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    No one ate the Cook, the Thief ate the Lover. The Cook cooked the Lover beforehand, because, after all, we're not talking sushi, here.
    Thief killed lover. Wife had the cook roast the lover and she made the thief eat him. Thief looked very nauseated so I'm guessing cook skipped the salt, to add insult to injury.

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