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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Why.
    Sister lives there and needs help with her husband who has Alzheimer's. She lives in Cottonwood Heights and she's pumped for the move, made it sound great. Not LDS but she's lived in Utah for 30 years, she's used to all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    If you do that you will be in Amarillo by morning.


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    Are you sure about that because I thought a left turn at Albuquerque took you straight to the streets of Bakersfield.
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    I think you meant the Streets of Laredo.

    Bang the Drum slowly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    If you do that you will be in Amarillo by morning.


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    And By the Time I get to Phoenix she'll be Rising.

    And why was Paul singing about Admiral Halsey?

    For reasons never explained, my dear old dad who claimed to have served in the Navy but was actually in the MM used to really get pissed at that song.

    But then again he seemed pissed at a lot of things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    If you do that you will be in Amarillo by morning.


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    Unless you get busted in Tucumcari.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Sister lives there and needs help with her husband who has Alzheimer's. She lives in Cottonwood Heights and she's pumped for the move, made it sound great. Not LDS but she's lived in Utah for 30 years, she's used to all that.
    No, I was talking about Why, AZ.
    It's a desert intersection W of Tucson that turns into a massive RV park in the winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Yes.... yes... yes..... you people are just so darn serious sometimes. I was playing around responding to someone else's playful post. I should have known the subject of who was the walrus was far to serious to desecrate.
    Everything has got to be just like you want it to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billyk View Post
    Everything has got to be just like you want it to?
    What?

    Sigh.....again with the seriousness. I don't really care one way or the other just trying to make myself understood but but I suppose in this context that doesn't matter either. Please, have it your way. No really.....
    Last edited by KQ; 08-02-2019 at 07:38 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    What?

    Sigh.....again with the seriousness. I don't really care one easy or the other just trying to make myself understood but but I suppose in this context that doesn't matter either. Please, have it your way. No really.....
    Whoosh? I thought you digged ponies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billyk View Post
    Whoosh? I thought you digged ponies?
    I do but I'm not into roughstock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    What?
    No, Why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    No, Why.
    Is that close to those barren fields that all the Teenagers From Mars landed in back in '79?
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    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "If you don't got Olin, then your store could use some fixin'"

  13. #63
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    Where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    If you do that you will be in Amarillo by morning.


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    Or you could end up as An Asshole From El Paso
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Or maybe a Okie from Muskogee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Or maybe a Okie from Muskogee.
    Living on Tulsa time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    You’re supposed to turn left at Albuquerque
    Roll a number and rent a car.
    And I guess that I just don't know

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    I figured everybody knew that JoJo left Tucson to do stand-up...

    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by billyk View Post
    Living on Tulsa time.
    Not anymore. I just purchased some Oceanfront Property in AZ from a heartbroken gentleman. He sweetened the deal to the point that I couldn't pass it up.
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "If you don't got Olin, then your store could use some fixin'"

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    I am still standing in the docks at SouthHampton, trying to get to Holland and France.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billyk View Post
    Living on Tulsa time.
    A friend was certain the lyric was Living on Toast and Wine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I am still standing in the docks at SouthHampton, trying to get to Holland and France.
    Face it, you're going Nowhere Man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CS2-6 View Post
    Not anymore. I just purchased some Oceanfront Property in AZ from a heartbroken gentleman. He sweetened the deal to the point that I couldn't pass it up.
    Did he toss in a Yellow Submarine? Or at least some magic beans?
    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

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    Phase 1: In which Doris gets her oats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not bunion View Post
    A friend was certain the lyric was Living on Toast and Wine.
    ...scuse me while I kiss this guy...
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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