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  1. 09-26-2019, 01:36 PM #576
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    Just a few minutes ago, I was asked by an older gentleman to drop trow so he could navigate my ballscape.

    "You have excellent anatomy, this'll be easy."

    Uh, thanks?

    "Schedule with the front office girls."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    Just a few minutes ago, I was asked by an older gentleman to drop trow so he could navigate my ballscape.

    "You have excellent anatomy, this'll be easy."

    Uh, thanks?

    "Schedule with the front office girls."
    Man, you need to stop hanging out with Old Goat.


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  3. 09-26-2019, 02:58 PM #578
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Man, you need to stop hanging out with Old Goat.


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    I hope I never have to see an old goat, young goats are bad enough.
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  4. 09-26-2019, 03:01 PM #579
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  5. 09-26-2019, 03:38 PM #580
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    “When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    This is getting very close to goatse dot cx terrifying.
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  7. 09-26-2019, 04:09 PM #582
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    We’ve moved from trying to seduce KQ straight to beastuality.

    That escalated quickly.


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  8. 09-26-2019, 04:16 PM #583
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    Irregularly scheduled creepathon back on the air.

    Creep bonus - she was meeting an obvious sugar daddy for coffee

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  9. 09-26-2019, 04:53 PM #584
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    Hey KQ, Djongo was wearing shorts today and he has some gnarly legs. I told him I wanted to take a pic and post in this thread and he refused to grant permission !


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  10. 09-26-2019, 05:02 PM #585
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    ... she was meeting an obvious sugar daddy for coffee
    STOP POSTING PICS OF MY LADY-FRIEND!!! All the poor girl wants is to give some head...I mean get ahead in life.
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  11. 09-26-2019, 05:14 PM #586
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Hey KQ, Djongo was wearing shorts today and he has some gnarly legs. I told him I wanted to take a pic and post in this thread and he refused to grant permission !


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    Post them anyway. Because that's the creepy way to roll.
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  12. 09-26-2019, 05:19 PM #587
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Creep bonus - she was meeting an obvious sugar daddy for coffee
    Had a friend try that out this summer. I got a fun night of drinking and a nice steak dinner out of it.
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    Wut!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    We’ve moved from trying to seduce KQ straight to beastuality.

    That escalated quickly.


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  15. 09-26-2019, 07:03 PM #590
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    Back to seducing KQ

    Just got a new iPhone.
    KQ check yer PMs....

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  16. 09-26-2019, 07:59 PM #591
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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    Ahhh rural Washington....
    Hey man, don’t knock it till ya try it.

    KQ has some hot horses I hear.

    Creeper horse pics?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Hey KQ, Djongo was wearing shorts today and he has some gnarly legs. I told him I wanted to take a pic and post in this thread and he refused to grant permission !
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    Post them anyway. Because that's the creepy way to roll.
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    Ahhh rural Washington....


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    Hey man, don’t knock it till ya try it.

    KQ has some hot horses I hear.

    Creeper horse pics?

    I think you want Enumclaw not W2



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    Back to seducing KQ

    Just got a new iPhone.
    KQ check yer PMs....

    Fuckit dic pics fer errybody!

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    Whoa. LOL! I'm skerd.
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  18. 09-26-2019, 09:56 PM #593
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Listen to your counselor










    I think you want Enumclaw not W2






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    Holy shit, they made a movie about it and it went to Sundance and Cannes.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(2007_film)


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  19. 09-26-2019, 10:38 PM #594
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Holy shit, they made a movie about it and it went to Sundance and Cannes.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(2007_film)


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    That linked interview with Mudede is definitely something.
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    I feel. I feel. I feel hurt by you boys. I feel really hurt.

    How, just how, can I drive my bus tomorrow?

    I just can't. Fuck you assholes.
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  21. 09-27-2019, 07:55 AM #596
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  23. 09-27-2019, 09:08 AM #598
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    Every woman I've dated had a brain in absentia.
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    well they kinda had to, amirite?

    Chicken or the egg and shit.
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  25. 09-27-2019, 09:35 AM #600
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Every woman I've dated had logic and reason in absentia.
    Fixed it for ya.

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