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  1. #551
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    As a twenty somthin on a backpacking trip w/ friends, my buddy's girlfriend snapped a full frontal pick of me strpped nekkid diving off a rock into the lake...


    Then she turned it into a post card and mailed it out as a party invitation.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Is there a standard composition for dick pics? POV? From the side with a selfie stick? Tiny planet with a 360 degree camera?

    Asking for a friend.

  3. #553
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    3 weeks ago I lost a bet with a classy and saucy woman that I called out. Someone I have never met.

    I dropped full trau front row in front of a fire in front of at least a few thousand people for at least 5 minutes. 5k? A metric ton.

    I'm sure I'm a hit on the gram.

    It was totally worth it. She wasn't disappointed. Hugged me like a champ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit View Post
    Is there a standard composition for dick pics? POV? From the side with a selfie stick? Tiny planet with a 360 degree camera?

    Asking for a friend.
    fish eye lens
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Maybe telephoto lens for some.


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  6. #556
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Yeah no... a big no.... gentlemen IMO these things should be saved for that special someone in the privacy of your own boudoir, dontchathink?
    That line has already been crossed in the TGRs, although I’m having problems locating that thread. Paging cmcrawfo?

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    KQ--now you've got these guys all worked up. Better figure out how you're going to get 'em cooled off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Yoga in sand would be trčs difficile I would think regardless of what you were wearing.

    LOVE IT!
    Huhuhuhuh...she said "very hard".

    Snuck that in, mademoiselle. No?


    Odd how some threads become so hilarious. Shows how well mags can make lemonade out of Kraken.

  9. #559
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    KQ--now you've got these guys all worked up. Better figure out how you're going to get 'em cooled off.
    Furious masterbation ?


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    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  10. #560
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    Working on a ballscape. I haven't been happy with what I've gotten so far as the lighting hasn't been right. I'll try again this afternoon.
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    Even advanced search techniques fail to find the missing ballscapes. Maybe they were in one of the recently deleted threads?

    Well maybe a little dinkerball instead?

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    I don't know about ballscaping, but if you're looking for the nutsack pics (why would you be looking for those?), it was cmcrawfo who posted them.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    I spoke too soon. “Go for a quick ride on the short side of BST” they said, “you don’t need your elbow or knee pads” they said. Fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I don't know about ballscaping, but if you're looking for the nutsack pics (why would you be looking for those?), it was cmcrawfo who posted them.
    Yeah, I know. I looked through the links to his posts in his profile with no luck. And, the search function turned up nothing, either.

    And as to the question of “why?”, someone mentioned them in the context of this thread, and I was attempting to locate them, that’s all. I have no prurient interest in them, really.

    It appears that the ballscape is a lost art form now, which is too bad, as it was a great fusion of humanity and nature.
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  15. #565
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Though you guys go there with the female genitalia I can assure you that is not something I wish to see posted so lets just keep it in your pants and stick the lower extremities. Besides that kinda shit will ruin your life. Dated a guy who tubed his career not once but twice doing that (he did it years after I dated him but for some reason I'm still embarrassed because it made the national news).
    You dated Anthony wiener?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    You dated Anthony wiener?
    Even funnier the second time.

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    Ha turns out I still have the post card. Ballscapes indeed.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    Ha turns out I still have the post card. Ballscapes indeed.
    Make copies and throw a party.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepHelmet View Post
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    I blew out my flip flop
    Stepped on a pop top
    Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
    But there's booze in the blender
    And soon it will render
    That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I blew out my flip flop
    Stepped on a pop top
    Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
    But there's booze in the blender
    And soon it will render
    That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
    Exactly, but instead of margaritas it was Basil Haden's. Made me feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    hmm, so you dated him prior these incidents?

    "One, you have to figure that there was a point in time when Salisbury’s penis pictures managed to woo a dame or two. I mean, why else would he keep doing it, right? There has to be some sort of reward for the risk."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepHelmet View Post
    Exactly, but instead of margaritas it was Basil Haden's. Made me feel better.


    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mike View Post
    hmm, so you dated him prior these incidents?

    "One, you have to figure that there was a point in time when Salisbury’s penis pictures managed to woo a dame or two. I mean, why else would he keep doing it, right? There has to be some sort of reward for the risk."
    Oh yeah. Before cell phones* even if you can believe that!


    *mass produced non-business with no camera
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    Modern technology really does assist in upping the creep factor. Especially when those who are naive about the implications use it.

    That said, time to take it to 11!

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    I'm still working on my ballscape. It started pouring rain outside which was making things too damp. I'll try again tomorrow.
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    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    Modern technology really does assist in upping the creep factor. Especially when those who are naive about the implications.

    That said, time to take it to 11!

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    I'm still working on my ballscape. It started pouring rain outside which was making things too damp. I'll try again tomorrow.
    Wow. That is upping the game or should I say "gams?" LOL! And to be clear, this is the only kind of "ballscape" I'm interested in seeing:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    Gawd I loved that show.
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