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07-25-2019, 10:16 PM #76glocal
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I'll volunteer to be the math expert. As you surely know, 5 out of 4 people struggle with math.
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07-26-2019, 12:20 AM #77
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07-26-2019, 12:57 AM #78
I used to have an expert badge for the maul
“I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”
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07-26-2019, 01:21 AM #79
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07-26-2019, 01:28 AM #80
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07-26-2019, 06:57 AM #81Registered User
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07-26-2019, 07:06 AM #82
I'm expert at eluding federal marshals and tracking one-armed men...
I used to be a Master-Baiter.... no seriously I was a deckhand on a fishing boat!
SFB is master of BroKu and poopfishing. And also unofficial lifecoach to skibums everywhere
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07-26-2019, 07:19 AM #83
Thanks to everyone for their contributions. The curated list, so far:
**SEE PAGE 1 FOR MOST CURRENT LIST**
Bobby Stainless --Supercar pricing expert
KQ - Walla Walla, culinary, equestrian, and Googling expert
Ted Striker - Aviation expert
SB-- Garlic expert
Johnny Snow-- 26" wheel expert
Old Larry- Shoe expert
Hutash - Veterinary expert (non-farm)
Meadow Skipper, IllAdvisedStrategy --Wildland fire experts
Kevo - Consumer credit expert
Mtnlion, SIJ, GregL- Bootfitting experts
Delco - Medical diagnostics and Harry Potter expert
Dookey67 - Movie expert
Parvo - Bear spray expert
Art Shirk - Micturition sciences, fractional ownership expert
SFB - BroKu and carp fishing expert
Dantheman - Fitness expert
Buster Highmen - Computer expert
Vets-- Patch skiing expert
Contributions which still have to be vetted:
Stfu -penis expert
Splat - math expert
B-bear's SO - wildlife and birding expert (until Big Steve comes back)Last edited by Timberridge; 07-26-2019 at 11:39 AM.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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07-26-2019, 07:21 AM #84
I used to work for an old cowboy who said "an ex is a has-been and a spurt is a drip under pressure"
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07-26-2019, 07:23 AM #85
Mntlion has been mentioned for his technical skills for boot fitting and gear.
He's also an expert on consideration, kindness and all-around expert on being Canadian.
He' one of the few that will flip ship an item and go out of his way to help a mag.riser4 - Ignore me! Please!
Kenny Satch - With pleasure
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07-26-2019, 07:36 AM #86glocal
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In the mining business, we used to have a qualifications question.
What do you call a guy more than 25 miles from home with a briefcase?
An expert.
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07-26-2019, 07:55 AM #87Funky But Chic
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I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.
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07-26-2019, 08:13 AM #88
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07-26-2019, 08:14 AM #89
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07-26-2019, 09:19 AM #90
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07-26-2019, 09:27 AM #91
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07-26-2019, 09:37 AM #92
Sorry. What's your specific area of expertise?
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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07-26-2019, 10:09 AM #93
I'm not a computer science expert. I was a teenage topologist. Now I'm just a skiperv.
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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07-26-2019, 10:17 AM #94
Re-nominating Vets as the Patch Skiing Expert.
Dude was featured in The Wall Street Journal (July 4th online/July 5th print edition) cover story on Patch Skiing this summer.
That should be vetting enough, no?
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07-26-2019, 10:44 AM #95
Heh, I read that article and wondered if that was a Mag.
I still call it The Jake.
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07-26-2019, 10:57 AM #96
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07-26-2019, 11:00 AM #97
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07-26-2019, 11:24 AM #98
1) What exactly is a crypto-whatever?
2) Not taking anything away from SFB or anyone else as far as roofing goes, but having done some slate, cedar and asphalt shingling myself, it doesn't take an expert...other than not falling to ones death off the roof. Plus, he's an expert in some stuff already.
3) Adding Buster. He appears to an expert in computing. More of the bits and bytes coding type than a "how do I set up my printer on the network" type.
4) Dantheman is added.
5) As far as Dunfree, I googled IAS and it comes up "International AIDS Society." Does the + sign in front of IAS mean he's positive?
6) Bmills? Seriously?
7) Vets added as patch skiing expert."timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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07-26-2019, 01:16 PM #99Good-lookin' wool
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I’d like to nominate the following:
Is it montanaskier that is the mattress expert?
Is it Dr.What? that was the Carlo Rossi expert?
Tedski is an expert at something but I’m not sure what
Rontele can recite the exact charter date and location of each regional NAMBLA office
Hop for marine biology
And lest we forget that Roo was the first true car guru
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07-26-2019, 01:31 PM #100"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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